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You may think that keeping your work area clean and tidy has nothing to do with safety, but, in fact, it's more than that.
slip and trip accidents due to poor housekeeping cause more workplace injuries than anything else.
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There are some basic rules that always apply when youโre working around electricity.
Always follow the rules, they are there to keep you safe.
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Monthly meter readings for a 5 storey building (north and south wing incoming terminals switch board) plus basement.
Elemi l'oma last.... Olomi l'omaa ree walahai ๐
God abeg help o ๐๐
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Everyone in the FM team at the workplace has my email in their automatic replies, already set up for whenever they're on holidays..... Together with two other emails, depending on whatever anyone needs.
But na only my manager I put for my own.
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FM teams night out.
Eyin t'oh nii aye, don't let them see my yansh tonight and sh'eyeye mii
Amin A'she ๐
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#FMchronicles #FMTeams #Niteout

Just a random chat with a female colleague(she's in her twenties)
She : You excited about tomorrow?
Me : Yeah Yeah
She :You be getting drunk tomorrow?
Me : Naaa, I don't get drunk
She : What's the point of drinking without getting drunk..... That's boring!!!
Me : ๐๐
Me in my mind..... So y'all can have something on me shey?
Motigbo ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Bye ๐
Do you know that tea bags are meant to go into the general waste bin?..... And not in the food waste bin!!!
Now you know anyways.
๐ธ : Google feeds.
#FMchronicles #FacilitiesManagement #wastemanagement #environment #sustainability #Netzero #NetZeroFM

Facilities managers should demand more from wash room services providers.
#FMchronicles #FacilitiesManagement
Coordinating 3 contractors on site.
11:30am and I have already done almost 8k steps within the workplace.
Monday morning rush.
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Can't wait to get through to summer proper proper.
So we can rest on all these demands for adjustments of the temperature on the HVAC settings.
Until then, we will continue to make tenants, colleagues and visitors happy in the building.
#FMchronicles #FacilitiesManagement
I love and enjoy my work.
Looking after the facilities, the wonderful people in it and helping the business run smoothly on a daily.
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In any facility, the health and safety of employees, contractors, and visitors is always (and should always be) a top priority.
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For the fear of Electrocution.
And based on health and safety standards.
This USB cable, stop using it
Don't even manage it for usage or be lazy to get a new one as quickly as possible.
Consider your health and safety please.
Bin it please.
#FMchronicles #FacilitiesManagement #healthandsafety

Introducing Ademola odumesi
Forbes 2026 Top 50 facilities manager under 50
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Create a fire picture of yourself. I will love to see the bestโค๏ธ๐ฅ
1) Open Grok/ChatGpt/Gemini
2) Use this prompt
A) Men:
Create a high-fashion editorial studio portrait using the man from the reference image. Preserve his exact facial features, beard style, hair texture, and overall identity with 100% accuracy โ no alterations to face structure or expression.
He is seated in a modern minimalist designer chair, wearing a sharply tailored black power suit with a structured blazer and a smooth black silk shirt (top two buttons open, no tie). The fit is precise and premium. His posture is relaxed yet commanding, legs crossed with effortless poise, conveying quiet strength and self-assurance.
The setting is a contemporary studio with concrete-gray walls and soft professional softbox lighting subtly visible at the edges of the frame. Behind him hangs a large expressive abstract painting of his own face, rendered in neutral beige, black, and charcoal tones, featuring bold brush strokes and subtle paint drips, and below is written the signature [insert your name]
B) Women
Create a high-fashion editorial portrait of a young woman from the reference image. A confident woman sits in a modern designer chair, wearing a sharp, tailored black power suit with a structured blazer and sleek black silk blouse, no tie, paired with elegant pointed-toe heels. Her posture is relaxed yet commanding, legs crossed with effortless poise, conveying quiet strength and self-assurance.
The setting is a contemporary studio with concrete-gray walls and soft professional softbox lighting subtly visible at the edges of the frame. Behind her hangs a large expressive abstract painting of her own face, rendered in neutral beige, black, and charcoal tones, featuring bold brush strokes and subtle paint drips, and below is written the signature [insert your name]
omg!... I'm in love with myself!... let's see the best
![osemagnum's tweet photo. Create a fire picture of yourself. I will love to see the bestโค๏ธ๐ฅ
1) Open Grok/ChatGpt/Gemini
2) Use this prompt
A) Men:
Create a high-fashion editorial studio portrait using the man from the reference image. Preserve his exact facial features, beard style, hair texture, and overall identity with 100% accuracy โ no alterations to face structure or expression.
He is seated in a modern minimalist designer chair, wearing a sharply tailored black power suit with a structured blazer and a smooth black silk shirt (top two buttons open, no tie). The fit is precise and premium. His posture is relaxed yet commanding, legs crossed with effortless poise, conveying quiet strength and self-assurance.
The setting is a contemporary studio with concrete-gray walls and soft professional softbox lighting subtly visible at the edges of the frame. Behind him hangs a large expressive abstract painting of his own face, rendered in neutral beige, black, and charcoal tones, featuring bold brush strokes and subtle paint drips, and below is written the signature [insert your name]
B) Women
Create a high-fashion editorial portrait of a young woman from the reference image. A confident woman sits in a modern designer chair, wearing a sharp, tailored black power suit with a structured blazer and sleek black silk blouse, no tie, paired with elegant pointed-toe heels. Her posture is relaxed yet commanding, legs crossed with effortless poise, conveying quiet strength and self-assurance.
The setting is a contemporary studio with concrete-gray walls and soft professional softbox lighting subtly visible at the edges of the frame. Behind her hangs a large expressive abstract painting of her own face, rendered in neutral beige, black, and charcoal tones, featuring bold brush strokes and subtle paint drips, and below is written the signature [insert your name]
omg!... I'm in love with myself!... let's see the best](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDj6xkKWwAA3J4Q.jpg)
Now I have to work on getting a vendor to come fix car parking space number indicators/inscriptions
So it's easy for colleagues and visitors to know their allocated spaces when they do
Looking good
#FMchronicles #FacilitiesManagement #FacilitiesManager
I gave a proposal to my manager about car parking at the workplace
Assigning spaces, document it with the name of driver/colleague plus the vehicle reg, with priority for blue badge holders
And linked it to our Microsoft teams calendar
#FMchronicles #FacilitiesManagement
It's the 6th day of the 2nd month of the year and so far, I have already coordinated several contractors for fire stopping works, fire door inspections and services, 6months fire alarm system and access control service,
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All employers, big and small, have the same duty for health and safety.... Protect people and prevent harm
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Congratulations to you, omo Oba
It's the 1st year work anniversary in the corporate world
Reaching this milestone while working in a job that you love and enjoy doing, is a significant achievement tbvh
Success is being successful and happy
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From a facilities management perspective, implementing a safe, healthy and conducive workplace helps the workforce's mental health and productivity levels via health and wellness programmes/ideas like this
This help to stay fit and well too
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One of my goals this year: 10k steps every day.
I work 9-5, Instead of โfinding time,โ I redesigned my workspace.
Under-desk treadmill. Still productive.
No excuses, just systems.
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