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foreploy
these are not lies
just a form of distraction
as melody recognizes harmony
an orange glow furs the night
#vsshumour #foreploy #prompt #WritingCommunity #poetry #lies #poem #micropoetry
Beware of cunning #flibbertigibbet
A master of #foreploy he can spin it
He’ll #beg_for the chance
To show you romance
If you fall for his lines you’re a dimwit
#vssmagic #vsshumour #vssSensual #Limerick #poetry
#poetrycommunity
He seemed OK
A gentleman
Impeccable manners
Promised me the Earth
Of course he never paid
Not for dinner
Not for anything
Cash you know
Not his thing
And credit cards?
At home
Again
It was all his #foreploy of course
Ah
But I didn’t pay
Nor yield
We just did runners
#vsshumour
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Poem or Pose
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JAN 16
#FOREPLOY lie to get laid
Please share a joke, funny story, #pun, #limerick, whimsy, #Art, anecdote
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#vsshumour Poem/Prose
Prompts are "new words" from Washington Post 😊
JAN 16
#FOREPLOY lie to get laid
Please share a joke, funny story, #pun, #limerick, whimsy, #Art, anecdote
@thewriteprompt
@PromptAdvant
@PromptList
@vsswritingRT
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I'm not looking for an #oscar in best relationship. I want a #covenant where my partner and I are #refulgent every time do something. If one of us can #rouse the other from a bad day, I don't need #foreploy.
#vss365 #366FF #vsscollab #5amwritersclub #vsshumour
The guy known to #gas up his sexual prowess that he claimed he could win an #oscar for sex gave as much #foreploy to his new partner. Not bragging about his #massive parts and studying foreplay left her more #satitate than the others. #vss365 #vsshumour #vsdaily #5amwritersclub
#vsshumour Poem/Prose
Prompts are "new words" from Washington Post 😊
Jan 14 #REINTARNATION coming back as a hillbilly (US slang)
Jan 15 #FOREPLOY lie to get laid
Jan 16 #SARCHASM gap when person doesn't get it
Jan 17 #OSTEOPORNOSIS a degenerate disease
#vsshumour Poem/Prose
Prompts are "new words" from Washington Post 😊
Jan 13 #IGNORANUS stupid & an asshole
Jan 14 #REINTARNATION coming back as a hillbilly (US slang)
Jan 15 #FOREPLOY lie to get laid
Jan 16 #SARCHASM gap when person doesn't get it
The excellent Kenways & Clark @CaseIHAus team at #myMoree do an outstanding job of keeping the big wheels turning.
While their commitemnt to heavy vehicle road safety is demonstrated here, wondering if this is also #foreploy?
#oversize?
#drought
#charity
#itsrainingmen
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