Top Tweets for #FREEMARTY
#FreeMarty Fund Tiers:
$10 – Marty follows you back before that becomes “regulated interaction”
$25 – Access to takes that haven’t been approved by Ottawa yet
$50 – One unfiltered rant about how this country got here
$100 – Marty breaks down the numbers they really don’t want you looking at
$250 – Private voice note: “here’s why they’ll never let Alberta go”
$500 – You’re added to the “we’re not buying this anymore” group
$750 – Marty explains it slowly enough that even Carney’s team can nod along
$1,000 – Early access to whatever opinion gets labeled “harmful” next
$2,500 – Marty personally thanks you… assuming he still has WiFi
$5,000 – Front row seat to the “everything is fine” press tour
$7,500 – Bonus: how Nenshi turns this into Alberta’s fault
$10,000+ – You’re officially on the “told you so” list
All funds go toward coffee, content, and fact-checking press conferences in real time.
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#FREEALBERTA
Alberta independence is causing sheer panic in every crevice of criminal soaked Ottawa
larkin can’t hit shit #freemarty
Y’all. My friends at Jack Daniel’s got jokes.
#FreeMarty
The open to our show today was an all-timer. #FreeMarty
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