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An extra shot for Sfarton. This is one of my favorites and I wish they wrote the names on the cup because the printer at the Market House in Disneyland is on the fritz. Also the woman at the bar thought it was supposed to be Sharon and apologized. #FakeStarbucksNames.
Chimpki’s Caffe. #FakeStarbucksNames
Staniel’s Fantasy. #FakeStarbucksNames
Barista [sheepishly looking around the cafe]: Nurdo? #FakeStarbucksNames
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Don’t want to say it? Just spell it.
B-U-R-F #FakeStarbucksNames
“Amber with a Y in front.”#FakeStarbucksNames
Perkie at Connections Cafe. #FakeStarbucksNames
“That’s Brandon with a P.” #FakeStarbucksNames
“Gorbash”
Me: It rhymes with Door Dash.
Barista: I thought that’s what you said at first.
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“Food for Huben!” #FakeStarbucksNames
Ropedroppin’ with Azzip. #FakeStarbucksNames
Chent’s Coffee Of Choice. #FakeStarbucksNames
Ruffy’s Revenge. #FakeStarbucksNames
Jacary of Main Street. #FakeStarbucksNames
Delfonso’s Breakfast on Batuu. #FakeStarbucksNames
Barista: Name?
Me: Mobid.
Barista: I’m sorry, can you say that again?
Me: Mobid. M-O-B-I-D.
Barista: Is that your real name?
Me: It’s my last name.
Barista: What does it mean?
Me: I dunno, I think it’s Welsh.
#FakeStarbucksNames
Apparently I need to work on more ways to get the barista to spell the fake names I’m giving them. But that’s not a problem here because I actually like the name Farfa better than Farfun. #FakeStarbucksNames
I was tired an unprepared and this was the best I could do. #FakeStarbucksNames
What’s up with baristas and the letter Z? I said Zedric. #FakeStarbucksNames
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