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Women actually make the best barbeque.
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You'll actually complete your wife's Honey-Do list.
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The members of Loverboy were not actually working for the weekend.
They were on Twitter on the office computers.
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#FakeWeekendFacts Everyone hates the weekend because work is so much fun
#FakeWeekendFacts they seam short because they are. In 1933 the government cut Saturday and Sundays to only 40 hours
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You can sleep in. Unless your neighbor thinks otherwise!
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They are actually week-beginnings
Weekends start on Wednesday, or as we call it in my house Pre-Friday Eve (Thurs - Friday Eve). Weekends last longer than weekdays. Celebrate! #FakeWeekendFacts
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everyone's blood pressure is better on Saturdays
What happens in the weekend stays in the weekend #FakeWeekendFacts
The word Saturday is derived from Caturday, the day ancient Greeks used to post selfies with their cats #FakeWeekendFacts
The Beatles hated the weekend because none of them could agree which of the 8 days a week it fell on. #FakeWeekendFacts
The weekend is named after the late Victorian labour reform campaigner Sir Reginald Weekend.
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House is clean, laundry is done, overall a very productive 2 days...
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Itโs perfectly acceptable to drink your weight in beer between Saturday and Sunday...
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#FakeWeekendFacts it lasts forever
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It's SO easy to sleep in.
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