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Our son went and packed his own lunch today so he could go to work (farm) w dad. It was a long trip to daycare. #farmboyproblems
8am daycare drop off - 3yr old screams because he can’t go spread fertilizer with me.
4pm daycare pick up - same 3yr old screams because fertilizer didn’t work fast enough to be able to bale hay this afternoon....not sure how potent he thinks nitrogen is. #farmboyproblems
Nothing beats a shower beer 🍺 #farmboyproblems
So...is "rat killing" not as common a colloquialism as I thought? Because I've had two people in the last month have no idea what that meant. #farmboyproblems
I’m in NYC today at @barstoolsports and @nflnetwork talking about the @LandOLakesInc #LOLFarmBowl. I’m ready to show @KyleRudolph82, @GregJennings and even @WiseFarmerBrown that I have what it takes to be a modern farmer! Don’t miss it on Feb. 1! https://t.co/c1bGObtBlu
Another year, another birthday spent hauling wheat to the river. #farmboyproblems
“My pigs got out.”
~my excuse for being late to a meeting.
#Farmboyproblems #countrylife #cowboylife #
Fall is my favorite season. New year, new possibilities. Doesn’t matter what happened in the past year. It’s a fresh start. #farmboyproblems
Just hanging out on the Oregon trail. #farmboyproblems
@TaIiiban #farmboyproblems
would it be weird to visit a farmer chopping hay and ask him/her if I can bury my nose in it? #SummerSmells #FarmBoyProblems #WIProblems
I would have went to the #inaguration but I couldn't find anyone to feed my cows.
#cowboyproblems #farmboyproblems #Merica
Everyone is doing Creekfest this weekend and I have a couple thousand straw square bales to do #farmboyproblems
When you mispronounce a dairy #goat breed in a #voiceover and have to re-record the track #FarmBoyProblems #Mondaymorning #learningcurve
That moment when Mersh starts a sentence, "back when I used to milk sheep...." #FarmboyProblems
4yo is testing his boots for leaks by filling them full of water. #farmboyproblems
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