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Hi @Nike , me again. The #FathersDayFail continues. Also, no thanks to @FedEx who said it would be one place, then it wasn’t. Then let me have it delivered, but then said it couldn’t. @FedExHelp
Hi @Nike , me again. Just wanted to let you know this shipment ($30 express shipping & all) has been a complete #FathersDayFail & @FedEx (@FedExHelp ) is right there with you. Corporate customer service says pkg will be at location Friday. Location says it’s still pending. 🙃
Hey Ben, remember how I said you’re such a patient dad?! Well, um…HOW patient are you?! 🫣 ⛳️ So much for three minutes of teaching our teen ti drive. Should be fun…#buckleup #FathersDay2023 #fathersdayfail
Hi @Nike , me again. Just wanted to let you know this shipment ($30 express shipping & all) has been a complete #FathersDayFail & @FedEx (@FedExHelp ) is right there with you. Corporate customer service says pkg will be at location Friday. Location says it’s still pending. 🙃
I didn't expect a card or present, it would have been a first. I didn't even expect a call. A text/Facebook message would have made my day.
#FathersDayFail
Bought a Father's Day gift from a vendor who's an agency client. I verified the charge when my bank texted to ask, but the vendor cancelled the order and no one let me know. Only found out today when it didn't arrive and I tracked the package. #FathersDayFail
Just gave my eyebrows a trim and thin out using the new grooming tool Jackie gave me as early Father’s Day present. Based on the fact I now have half an eyebrow left means the tool definitely works! #fathersdayfail 🤦🏼♂️
Here you’ll find 3 kids who haven’t said Happy Father’s Day to anyone today. They have 4 hours and 6 minutes. #FathersDayFail
Having failed to buy a Father's Day card, Text my sis to see if she had managed; "went to Tesco, only one left was from the cat". We don't have a 🐈 🤣🤣
Oldest boy bought a birthday card and crossed out birthday, for hubby #fathersdayfail
Someone on social media just wrote: “I love ABBA”. I was about to respond that I too love the Swedish popsters, when I realised that they were doing a Fathers Day wish! 🤦♂️#fathersdayfail #FathersDay
Father: I thought you said you sent me a card? Did it get lost?
Me: Yeah....the mailman can't read. 🙄🙄
Meanwhile...the card is sitting on my couch. #fathersdayfail
I forgot about Day 16! Sims 4 Vampires is up. RT and Follow to win. #TS4BdayGiveaway #FathersDayFail
Had to tell my 6 year old daughter: "Anna J, get in bed immediately." But on the last word, a frog got caught in my throat, and voice went into beast mode. Spent the next ten minutes consoling a hysterical child. #fathersdayfail
Oh... WHY would anyone put Han Solo on a Father's Day card considering HE WAS FAMOUSLY MURDERED BY HIS SON!!? 🤔🤔🤔
#FathersDay #FathersDayFail #TheForceAwakensSpoiler
When you arrange the worse pub lunch ever for your fiancé family 😂 #fathersdayfail #notallowedtopicktherestaurantagain
So my attempt at buying a used bike for my hubby for Father's Day off Kijiji was an epic fail to say the least. Bike had one busted wheel that was not attached to the bike and clearly had seen a better day. Um, did not match picture or description... I swear! #fathersdayfail
Wife: Happy #FathersDay! Where do you want to eat today? You can pick anywhere you want.”
Me: Chick-fil-A!
Wife: Uh… It’s Sunday…
Me: But you said…
So we’re sitting in the Chick-fil-A parking lot, eating McDonald’s. #FathersDayFail
I feel I have several skills under my belt at the tender age of 44 however wrapping oddly shaped presents is clearly not one of them 😳😂😂 #crapwrapping #sorrydad #fathersdayfail #somebodyhelpmeplease
@JDhelpteam if you’ve faced the ordeal of getting a 3 month old to a shopping centre - you’ll know how frustrating it is that your Weston-s-Mare store told me you had Eng warm up top in stock on the phone, when it actually sold out weeks ago. #FathersDayFail #BadCustomerService
Restaurants and other stores I usually like...please stop spamming me with reminders that everyone else (it feels like) will be enjoying dinners and gift-giving with their dads while I am missing my own late father #fathersdayfail
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