#FirstYearFred - Twitter Hashtag

almost 4 years ago

Oh #FirstYearFred, you poor thing. Don't you know I wrote your syllabus AND midterm? I think it's safe to say I know when the deadline is and how much it's worth. #college #teaching #CluelessFred

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FirstYearFredStories @FirstYearFred

almost 4 years ago

It's the 10th anniversary of the time I caught #FirstYearFred cheating on an in class quiz because I look like an undergrad. It was still one of my favorite memories, because they sat down RIGHT NEXT TO ME. What are the odds?! #JumpStreet #DontCheat

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FirstYearFredStories @FirstYearFred

almost 4 years ago

2 years ago, when #FirstYearFred was attempting my class for a 4th time, he missed a bunch of work because he "had Covid". When asked for a positive test result, there was none to be found... But I was free to ask his pre-med roomie (which is not a major at my school) 🤦‍♀️

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FirstYearFredStories @FirstYearFred

almost 4 years ago

Fred: I accidentally dropped this class can you help me re-enroll. Us: sure Teacher: Fred hasn't been on my roll and didn't attend last week. Us: Looks into it and sees Fred dropped LAST WEEK on the first day of classes. Also us: (see gif) #FirstYearFred #DontLieToMe

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FirstYearFredStories @FirstYearFred

almost 4 years ago

From 2020, sometime in the afternoon, during business hours: "First Year Fred just called my office phone because I hadn't replied to his email in (checks notes) one hour... 🤦‍♀️" #FirstYearFred #ImpatientFred #IsItDecemberYet #SendHelp

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FirstYearFredStories @FirstYearFred

almost 4 years ago

Fred explained he went to every Wednesday lab and there was never a quiz, when it finally dawned on him that he went to lab and thought he was done for the day. 2/2 #FirstYearFred #ConfusedFred #LectureAndLabAreDifferent #FlashbackFred

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FirstYearFredStories @FirstYearFred

almost 4 years ago

At a first year event and I mentioned something about 2004. #FirstYearFred casually exclaims that's the year they were born. Excuse me while I turn into dust. #OldAF #outreach #IsItDecemberYet

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FirstYearFredStories @FirstYearFred

almost 4 years ago

We're now trying to reverse it so they can graduate. It goes to show you anyone can be a Fred. 3/3 #FirstYearFred #GraduatingFred #IsItDecemberYet #SendHelp #AlwaysTalkToYourAdvisor

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FirstYearFredStories @FirstYearFred

almost 4 years ago

Fred: "I didn't know if it was appropriate to send you an email, so I'm letting you know now". Me: "Why wouldn't it be appropriate?" Fred: "It was 4 am, I didn't want to disturb you." Me: "Let me explain to you how email works." #FirstYearFred #IsItDecemberYet #email

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Jersey Devil, M.Ed. ♠️🐍♐🐉😻🐶🧱🇮🇹🐬👩‍🏫❤️🖤💙 @jersey_devil86

over 5 years ago

Describe your 2021 energy with a #StarWars gif: I suspect I will tell this to First Year Fred daily... #TeachingCollege #FirstYearFred #MayTheForceBeWithUsAll

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