Top Tweets for #Fluffluencer
Linkedin hack: Go help a homeless person and then strategically take a selfie, create a business story, and of course shamelessly plug your content creation course.
- no leads
- no clients
- no revenue
☝🏼 That's what happens when you take #fluffluencer advice.
I should know.
I do clarity calls with clients who took that fluffy advice.
And had nothing to show for it.
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Honest #LinkedIn post translations:
🚩 "Just get started. A strategy isn't important."
I'm as dumb as a pile of rocks.
There you have it.
#Fluffluencer speak, translated.
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Honest #LinkedIn post translations:
🚩 "One quick hack..."
That I heard on a podcast but haven't tried.
There you have it.
#Fluffluencer speak, translated.
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Honest #LinkedIn post translations:
🚩 "5 ways I increased engagement on my posts"
Not counting the POD I'm a part of.
There you have it.
#Fluffluencer speak, translated.
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Honest #LinkedIn post translations:
🚩 "I generated 1M views"
But none of them are ideal customers.
There you have it.
#Fluffluencer speak, translated.
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Honest #LinkedIn post translations:
🚩 "Five years ago, I was broke..."
And I'm using this story to sell you something you don't need.
There you have it.
#Fluffluencer speak, translated.
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Honest #LinkedIn post translations:
🚩 "I built my brand by just being myself"
And spending 7 hours engaging on the platform.
There you have it.
#Fluffluencer speak, translated.
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Honest #LinkedIn post translations:
🚩 "Steal my framework..."
That I stole from someone else.
There you have it.
#Fluffluencer speak, translated.
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Honest #LinkedIn post translations:
🚩 "I generated 100 leads this week"
But won't close any of them.
There you have it.
#Fluffluencer speak, translated.
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"Your content sucks."
☝🏼 Don't listen to any #fluffluencer who says that in their posts.
It's a cheap shot meant to get you to buy their sh*tty digital product.
How to become a thought leader on LinkedIn:
- Tweet obvious statement such as “People don’t leave bad jobs, they leave bad managers”
- Screenshot & post on LinkedIn
- Include inane call to action such as “agree?”
- Repeat daily & wait for book deals & sycophants to flood in
Reach on my #LinkedIn post has tanked today.
I'm talking worse than when I started 4 years ago.
Algorithm changes. Gotta love them.
Oh, sorry, I forgot. It's not the algorithm.
My content just sucks. #fluffluencer advice.
"Just be authentic."
I hate to burst your little #fluffluencer bubble...
...but authenticity is NOT a differentiating factor.
(I lied. I quite enjoyed that)
@maxpashman If you want to reach #fluffluencer status, yes.
I apparently hit over 50k this week and didn’t even realize it until someone mentioned it to me 😅
More #fluffluencer advice:
- just show up
- just tell your story
- use selfies on every post
- use templates
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