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Welp on this trip I fell off the speed boat and skinned up my thigh. I got scratches and bug bites while ziplining through the jungle. My muscles are sore from hiking. #foreverclumsy
Broke my nose last Friday. Posted pics on fb... text convo today ensued...
She: WTF?!?
Me: Ummmm.... which what are we the fucking?
She: Your face!!!
I'm thinking, "ruuuuude....." ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Ever walked into a glass door, because it was so clean you didn't notice it was closed? My Bossman in my shop is forever cleaning, and I nearly mash-up my forehead.
How's your day going? #ForeverClumsy #TryingToRememberToAcceptMyInnerFrankSpencer #WalkedIntoAnAutomaticGlassDoor
Having to have some TLC ๐ At 8.15 this morning I managed to throw myself down the PE steps, grazed and bloody knees and elbows and totally ran inside and cried ๐คฃ๐ The main point is no one saw it...... I think ๐๐๐ #foreverclumsy #TLC
It's ridiculous how many times a day I bang my knee on things. I fell and scraped it in June. It's trying to heal, but I keep hitting it on things. #foreverclumsy
True story: I just got distracted and accidentally jammed a toothbrush filled with toothpaste into the side of my face.
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I often feel that gravity is conspiring against me.
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Was so stoked for my iced coffee but of course I only got to drink half before I dropped it everywhere ! Howโs your Friday going ? #foreverclumsy #TGIF
Counting my blessings the broken ankle happened now and not just before a teaching placement๐ @APLPteach @Athrofa #foreverclumsy
Dolled myself up and was pretty proud of it... until I spilled laksa all over. #foreverclumsy
Sooo hereโs the behind-the-scenes of my last photo: The moment I dropped the phone off the stand and accidentally snapped a photo while trying to catch it ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ฉ
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Burned my finger making dinner. #ForeverClumsy
Well, falling down my stairs carrying dishes wasn't exactly what I had in mind for today. Lol #ouch #foreverclumsy #takenoutbyahotwheels #goodgrief
This. Is. Me.๐ณ #foreverclumsy
Knocking some of the rust off.
I would slip and slid across those rocks so fast ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ #ForeverClumsy
Burnt a few fingers in the process of lighting these diyas. Iโm pretty sure those who know me wouldnโt even be surprised. #foreverclumsy
Nagmamadali akong lumabas sa OR dahil mag c-arm daw tpos naumpog ako sa may O2 source sakto tumama sa nananahimik kong pimple.
Good morning! #foreverclumsy
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