Top Tweets for #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @Postit. The refrigerator in my new apartment isn't magnetic. I'm thinking of using Post-it notes to work around this problem. Can I have a free VIP party pack? Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @united. My comedy special is on your flights! Can I have unlimited lounge access for life? I'm a million miler! #FreeStuffForTodd
...@ronnychieng sent me this from a flight. My special DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR is on planes now! Also on @allthingscomedy @YouTube page.
Hey @Bose. I left my noise cancelling headphones at home. I'm sitting at a coffee shop next to a guy chewing gum while drinking his coffee. Please messenger me some headphones to use for an hour. Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
It's @toddbarry's 60th birthday. Every major and minor company should be clamoring to create a gift basket of #FreeStuffForTodd!
@toddbarry Todd, I'm also a University of Florida alumnus with a March 26th birthday. Do we share some elite status, or what? Happy 60th!
#FreeStuffForTodd #GoGators #LetTheGatorGrowl
Hey @LGUS. Today is my 60th birthday and I'm famous. I'm also moving in a few days. And I need a new tv. Can I have one for free in exchange for this great promotional tweet? #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @united. Todd Barry, million miler here. My 60th birthday is Tuesday. Can you raise my status to Premier 1k and/or dump some Plus Points into my account? Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @samsung @SamsungUS. March 26 is my 60th birthday. Can I have a free TV. I'm not greedy. A 65" is fine. Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @dietpepsi. I paid $8 for a small Zero Sugar Pepsi at the movies yesterday. Kinda pricey! Please send me two cases of your healthiest beverage. Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
I need a manly backpack! #FreeStuffForTodd
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Hey @pillowcube. I'm a celebrity side-sleeper. Can I have free pillow or two? I need to rested for my millions of fans. Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @ChipotleTweets just went to one of your locations that was out of taco shells. Not a big deal at all, but please send a $500 gift card. #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @HensonShaving. Your ads keep popping up on my Tik Tok. I lose about a quart of blood during every comedy performance, I don't need that from my cheap disposable razor. Can I have one of yours? Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @bigspooners. Been enjoying your Apricot Pepita peanut butter bars at my local coffee shop. I'm known as the "pepita of comedy." Can I have a free VIP party pack? Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @PolarSeltzer. Can you hook me up to in exchange for this unsolicited tweet? Josh would want you to do this. Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
Hey @axe. I saw this in Poland. I drink between 15-17 signature cocktails a night. Seems like the perfect product for me. Please send me a free case. Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd
Ordered tacos w/ just a few ingredients at @ChipotleTweets. Friendly guy making them said "Simple tacos." I fired back with "Simple tacos for a simple man." A masterclass in celeb-@ChipotleTweets employee banter.
@ChipotleTweets, plz send me a $500 gift card. #FreeStuffForTodd
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