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Ooof! Son2 hugged me before going out which was nice, but now I'll be walking around in a cloud of his manly cologne all night. I wish I had gifted him with something a little less aggressive than Nuits Hommes. ๐คง #fridaynightproblems
Apparently the older I get the more stubborn I become #fridaynightproblems
I hate when a 2020 is the same story that already aired on Dateline. Cross check, people! I know this story. #abc2020 #Fridaynightproblems
I'm trapped. Help. Send wine. ๐๐ท
#Fridaynightproblems
#lastnight #finallylapsnuggles #foreverdaytomorrow #adoptionday
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The only thing worse than having no alcohol.... is having a bottle of wine that you can't get the f*@%ing cork out of!!!! ๐ท๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ #EpicFail #Weakling #FridayNightProblems #Help
Do I watch the footy or the cricket? #fridaynightproblems
Man! "Grilling" has been on my #LivePD Bingo card so many times, and it never happens. Finally happens, and it's not on my dang card. #FridayNightProblems
Why does the twat with the kebab have to sit next to me on the train!!!WHY!!! #FridayNightproblems
So my parents active social life sees them at a beer festival whilst I sit at home alone. Now I want beer, but we have none in the house and I can't be bothered to walk to the garage to buy some. ๐ #fridaynightproblems
My gin right now though has too much St Germain in it. Itโs a bit sweet #FridayNightProblems
In my tutorial this week on hyponatraemia, I explained that itโs not about the gin... itโs about the tonic!
Hypotonicity in this context means more tonic than we want. Which is arguably confusing?
So why does the lorry only ever breakdown full loaded late on a Friday. Thankfully we have a helpful client on this job #fridaynightproblems
Deciding if I want to go to a movie tonight... or get some of that sweet sweet movie theatre popcorn delivered. Decisions, decisions. Why is choosing so hard? #fridaynightproblems
I drank too much coffee so now my eye is twitching and Iโm pissing like a double cunted camel. #fridaynightproblems
My phone is about to die & im so exhausted, comfy & lazy right now I canโt be bothered moving to charge it #fridaynightproblems ๐คฃ
Yo @BrewDog is there a proper way to get these cans out of their holder? Either feel like I'm going to rip the tips of my fingers off or the can will get shaken up and then spill when I open it #fridaynightproblems
All dressed up with no where to go... #fridaynightproblems. It's the 5th but I still feeling the new year buzz. How's your January going? #fashion #fblogger #lifestyle #shopping
Work work work... 8 shooting days till Christmas break!!! #fridaynightproblems #sleepytime #camera https://t.co/k3qG8MAXKR
You can stop worrying!!! We figured it out. Phew!!
#fridaynightproblems @ Mineola https://t.co/mhjz6GhuYH
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