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#FriedmanTreePlan It is obvious that Putin is actually sad beneath all of this, so he must be in a Weeping Willow tree, and therefore he can find a small branch to gently lower himself to 4’ from the ground.
Quality idea. Also, shirtless for verisimilitude! #Friedmantreeplan
@mtaibbi Clearly he needs to abseil down using the measuring tape he was using to... measure with. #FriedmanTreePlan
@mtaibbi Clearly he needs to abseil down using the measuring tape he was using to... measure with. #FriedmanTreePlan
Just a hammer and chisel that would easily fit in his man purse #Friedmantreeplan
#FriedmanTreePlan
Step 1: Firmly grasp full set of tools
Step 2: Gently jump from tree
#FriedmanTreePlan Saw the entire crown off the tree leaving it a flat-topped pole. Stand on one side of the flat top & saw a chunk off the other side. Step down to where you sawed, & saw a chunk off the other side. Keep doing that until you reach the ground. Easy peasy! @mtaibbi
@mtaibbi Fastest way down from a tree: jump.
The tools won't speed you up, Galilieo.
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