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Hamas just admitted that 80% of the people killed by Israel in Gaza were Hamas terrorists and their families. If Hamas says it’s 80%, you can be sure it’s closer to 90%, which, as I and the rest of Israel have been saying from the beginning, means this war has perhaps the lowest ratio of combatant to civilian casualty in any war ever. Yes, ever. They’ve been yelling genocide basically from the first second that Hamas invaded and attacked Israel. From the very first second, Israel has denied that there’s anything even remotely resembling a genocide in Gaza. Of course, the world didn’t listen to Israel and chose to go around quoting the “Gaza Health Ministry”, a fancy way of saying “Hamas”. Here’s a rule of thumb for ya. If you’re hearing conflicting reports with one side being a savage terrorist organization that murders, rapes, beheads, and burns men, women, children, and entire families alive, and on the other side, you have a democratic country that does everything it can, more than any other army ever, to minimize civilian deaths, I’d suggest you listen to the latter, and not the former. Amazing that this even needs to be said, but here we are. So as we remember that dark day and what Hamas did, please remember that Israel has gone to unparalleled lengths to ensure the safety of innocents, even in enemy territory, and even when those innocents are not so innocent. Genocide my tuchus. When this war ends and the real numbers are released, mark my words, you’ll see that the ratio is even lower, making this war the most successful war in history as far as collateral damage. So now that you know the truth, what are you going to do about it? If you’re one of the people who has been yelling genocide for a year, have some integrity now that you know it’s all been a lie, and let your friends and followers know that there is no genocide and Hamas has been playing the international community from day one. It turns out that murderers, rapists, and pedophiles also know how to lie pretty well. Shocker.

BREAKING: Fox News sweats bullets as it's revealed that fired fascist Tucker Carlson and his minions are "sitting on a treasure trove" of damaging secrets about the Republican news network because he knows where the "proverbial bodies are buried." Some of the secrets the former host could reveal reportedly pertain to "extramarital affairs and workplace misconduct." If Fox refuses to release him from his noncompete agreement, he may reveal all that he knows. Carlson and Fox have been locked in negotiations that have deteriorated into "meaningless conversations." The network is fighting to prevent him from starting his new show on Twitter and the "stalemate" is pushing Carlson towards applying more pressure by leaking scandalous stories. Retweet if you hope that Tucker reveals everything he knows about Fox!