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@JunkWaxQueen so boom. She sigend the contract and sent the retainer unfortunately. So now I have two photoshoots. One im getting my FULL ASKING and being asked if I can do his other buildings, the other im making ZERO MONIES on. #FuckADuck
So now that people have realized I’m not dead & back on twitter my notifications & DM’s have blown up & my #ADHD means I’ll either miss them, start replying & forget to hit send - that happens a lot #FuckADuck (it’s Australian for #FML 🇦🇺🤣)
If I haven’t yet replied to you I will, I promise. Now whether that’s today or in a months time when I wonder why you haven’t responded & then I find out I didn’t hit send, is an entirely other thing… but I will get back to you ❤️
As @_hyp3ri0n said last night while trying to talk business with me as I ran to the closet to get a broom to sweep the kitchen floor as he was talking to me - I have ADHD like you see people have in movies 🤣
I’m not going to lie, I’m kinda proud of that!!
I can see an entire range of new attire being required:
- #FuckMurdoch
- #FuckAlbo
- #FuckDutton
- #FuckDreyfus
- #FuckWong
- #FuckALPLNP
- #FUCKALLofIT
- #FuckaDuck
I like that last one. 🤣🤣
In case anyone gets the wrong impression let me be clear: @AlboMP has lost my respect, totally and comprehensively. He's a coward. But as for @PeterDutton_MP , if he were on fire I wouldn't piss on him to put him out.
Put Labor and the Libs LAST. End the duopoly.
@Balgowallah @AlboMP @PeterDutton_MP I can see an entire range of new attire being required:
- #FuckMurdoch
- #FuckAlbo
- #FuckDutton
- #FuckDreyfus
- #FuckWong
- #FuckALPLNP
- #FUCKALLofIT
- #FuckaDuck
I like that last one. 🤣🤣
@tihoma I've still got some corn to plant but the field is currently inhabited by mallards. #Fuckaduck
Put my penis in a chastity cage today because the god damn COCKS are a LOCK 🐔 🔒 #FuckADuck #GoCocks #ForeverToThee #QZips
I am awake because, for the first time since early May, it was finally cool enough outside to turn off the AC and open the bedroom windows.
And then the damned duck started quacking. Nearly as big as a Canada goose and LOUD.
#FuckADuck
It’s so disappointing on so many levels. He’s an Emo, his name is TREVOR, he’s wearing a spurs hoodie, he’s a YANK. #FuckAduck
@LuckyDucksClub @RFOX_VALT They may need to retweet another tweet to be in with winning the other 3 but 🤫 don't tell anyone as I only want the smartest duck's on this journey with us 😉
#notimeforstupidpeople
#leavetheslowbehind
#fuckaduck
WHAT THE DUCK?
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#fuckaduck
"Look at my fucking face! Make the call, you fucking coward!" Vince Dunn, you're a real one for that.
So mad, they got securrrrity flanking him in the box.
#FuckaDuck #SeaKraken #FearTheDeep
1,700 ducks and counting in just 1 hour. Keep going fellow duckers, let's take this duck global! #duckageddon
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