#FuckGettingOld - Twitter Hashtag

11 months ago

Proof I'm getting old: 20 yrs ago, my pants stormed in, gripping my hammer like they were ready to build an empire. Now? They're sagging behind, falling further every year, like my tool's too rusty to keep up! 🛠️😜 #SendBeer #SendNudes #FuckGettingOld

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Football fan @Poblfc

over 2 years ago

@BenjButton87 it doesn't will I tell him or you #fuckgettingold

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6ft King @WavyZodi

over 3 years ago

Love pulling my back at work and leaving after only 2 hours #FuckGettingOld

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Mark Harris is on Mastodon 💉💉💉 @nzlemming

over 3 years ago

For those that thought they felt an earthquake in the lower North Island, s'okay it was just my knees as I arose from the sofa #FuckGettingOld

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🍉𓆏A Small Frog𓆏🍉 @PorkNickel

over 4 years ago

Woken up early!? By my own bladder!?!? ...The betrayal. I used to sleep 12 hours and pee for three... This is bullshit #FuckGettingOld #ItsATrap

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❤LadyBird❤ @LadyDogeBugBird

over 4 years ago

@Michael04665246 @John_Inubook @WAGMI_CRYPTONFT @CommJimDoherty @DogeAccept @elonmusk @MilitiaClassic @pythadoge @FinTechShark1 @martiandoge @iJaceSummers @69DogeOnDuty @GailAlfarATX @IzadoorL @RNB333 @ironyistasty @ModelSPlaid83 @Doge_YOG @akaCurt @FireXtingWisher @070guy @DogeMemer007 Mine haven't been powerful or even perky in years 🤣🤣😭😭😭 #FuckGettingOld 🤣🤣

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Samantha Aimee ✌ @SamanthaAimee

over 4 years ago

I just saw someone tweet that they don’t know what bebo is and now I’m feeling my age 😭 #fuckgettingold

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GrinderSin @GrinderSin

almost 5 years ago

Well I've found a semi upright position I can mostly be comfortable with. This rib shit sucks and I may have to go back to the chiropractor. #fuckgettingold yeah. I hashtagged it.

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almost 5 years ago

12 hour Birthday Stream 1pm MST I’ll be in a dress eating the MAX level Death Nut as well as do the Paqui God and Spicy Ramen im going to space them out hopefully but we will see what happens IM OFFICIALLY 28 WOHOO.. Oh nvm #fuckgettingold

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Mike B 1 @MikeB1MileHi

almost 5 years ago

So in a COVID free environment, how would you dress for Halloween? Me? I’m an old guy. I’m lucky if I can still match my shirt with my pants! #FuckGettingOld

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Melanie Derham @melanie_derham

about 5 years ago

Do you ever miss your 16 year old metabolism...because I do. I use to eat pasta with butter and salt at midnight at sleepovers 😅 #fuckgettingold

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Btease @CannonsDontThun

over 5 years ago

WT actual F is the deal with knees? I mean, I run and they don't hurt, I sit and they lock up and hurt like they were cemented in that position. #FuckGettingOld.

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Kev Smith @KCSKevinSmith

over 5 years ago

I have to get my bladder scoped today & I am absolutely terrified. Not of the results, of course, but the procedure! I’ve got my magic wand for & all the MST that I could possibly listen to for anxiety. #FuckGettingOld

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