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Proof I'm getting old: 20 yrs ago, my pants stormed in, gripping my hammer like they were ready to build an empire. Now? They're sagging behind, falling further every year, like my tool's too rusty to keep up! ๐ ๏ธ๐
#SendBeer #SendNudes #FuckGettingOld
Love pulling my back at work and leaving after only 2 hours #FuckGettingOld
For those that thought they felt an earthquake in the lower North Island, s'okay it was just my knees as I arose from the sofa #FuckGettingOld
Woken up early!? By my own bladder!?!?
...The betrayal. I used to sleep 12 hours and pee for three... This is bullshit
#FuckGettingOld #ItsATrap
@Michael04665246 @John_Inubook @WAGMI_CRYPTONFT @CommJimDoherty @DogeAccept @elonmusk @MilitiaClassic @pythadoge @FinTechShark1 @martiandoge @iJaceSummers @69DogeOnDuty @GailAlfarATX @IzadoorL @RNB333 @ironyistasty @ModelSPlaid83 @Doge_YOG @akaCurt @FireXtingWisher @070guy @DogeMemer007 Mine haven't been powerful or even perky in years ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ #FuckGettingOld ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I just saw someone tweet that they donโt know what bebo is and now Iโm feeling my age ๐ญ #fuckgettingold
Well I've found a semi upright position I can mostly be comfortable with. This rib shit sucks and I may have to go back to the chiropractor.
#fuckgettingold yeah. I hashtagged it.
12 hour Birthday Stream 1pm MST Iโll be in a dress eating the MAX level Death Nut as well as do the Paqui God and Spicy Ramen im going to space them out hopefully but we will see what happens IM OFFICIALLY 28 WOHOO.. Oh nvm #fuckgettingold
So in a COVID free environment, how would you dress for Halloween?
Me? Iโm an old guy. Iโm lucky if I can still match my shirt with my pants!
#FuckGettingOld
Do you ever miss your 16 year old metabolism...because I do. I use to eat pasta with butter and salt at midnight at sleepovers ๐
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WT actual F is the deal with knees? I mean, I run and they don't hurt, I sit and they lock up and hurt like they were cemented in that position.
#FuckGettingOld.
I have to get my bladder scoped today & I am absolutely terrified. Not of the results, of course, but the procedure!
Iโve got my magic wand for & all the MST that I could possibly listen to for anxiety.
#FuckGettingOld
Last night of my life I can say "...I'm in my 40's"
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Not being able to sleep past 6am fucking sucks..๐
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To all the things we did, and the people we met for the last time.
#FuckGettingOld

What is with old people and heartburn?
It's me. I'm old people. ๐
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Once I turned 27 I get the WORSE heart burn. #fuckgettingold
Well that about killed me! ๐ #FuckGettingOld

I think I'm probably still hungover.
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