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Russian commander Milchakov, a neo-Nazi from the Sabotage Assault Reconnaissance Group (DShRG) "Rusich" has filed a lawsuit against the Russian Ministry of foreign affairs. Milchakov was outraged that his photo was printed in a brochure about "Ukrainian Nazis" - a printed material made by the ministry. Apparently, it didn't know that Russia has its own Nazis. Court hearing is scheduled for April 18th. Will the brochure about real Russian Nazis really be printed in Russia, financed by the government?

Following ᵣussian Nuclear Doctrine, the only fitting target for a nuclear strike is Putin's bunker in Gelendzhik. And here is why 💁‍ During Putin's presidency, he has violated at least: - 21 Articles of the Criminal Code - 14 Articles of the Constitution - 15 Administrative and Federal Laws In addition, here are a few of the most notable geopolitical and economic "achievements" of Putin's presidency: Ukrainian Gas Transit Contract: The contract ends in 2024 and will never be renewed—a goldmine for the ᵣussian gas industry is now gone. Gazprom has already reported record-breaking losses. And Unidentified Good Drones™ is not going to stop any time soon. It is going deeper and deeper. Record-breaking Military Losses losses in the military, irreversibly damaging ᵣussia's defense capabilities. Experts estimate it will take 50+ years to restore. Not to mention half a million losses in manpower. The ruble has plummeted, leading to insane inflation rates. You can see "nice and shiny" Moscow-City videos, but make no mistake — Moscow is a tumor for ᵣussia. Sanctions, Import Substitution Failure, Brain Drain, Political Isolation ...It's a long list. Indeed, ᵣussians could just try to close their eyes, like they always do, until 1917 or 1991 happens again, but any sane person would see how this tends towards the deepest crisis in ᵣussian history, if not said... Existential Threat. 😏 According to ᵣussia's official nuclear doctrine, nukes are justified in case of an existential threat to the state. Given the current trajectory, if ᵣussia's survival hinges on eliminating internal threats, then the opulent palace in Gelendzhik might just top the target list. Perhaps nuking the symbol of corruption and misrule could be the bizarre, yet "doctrinally correct" solution to ᵣussia’s woes. If hypocrisy had a zip code, it’d be here, right where the fate of a nation could be sealed by its own misguided policies. So, if you imagine a golden toilet on which Huilo is sitting, and you're not quite sure what kind of luxury toilet paper he uses - here is the clue: 🧻Criminal Code of the ᵣussian Federation - Article 105: Murder - Article 136: Violation of Equality of Rights and Freedoms of Man and Citizen - Article 140: Refusal to Provide Information to Citizens - Article 353: Planning, Preparation, or Waging Aggressive War - Article 354.1: Rehabilitation of Nazism - Article 356: Prohibited Means of Warfare - Article 357: Genocide - Article 359: Mercenarism - Article 207.3: Disseminating Unreliable Information About Armed Forces (2022 Amendment) - Article 42: Execution of Illegal Orders - Article 278: Violent Seizure of Power or Violent Retention of Power - Article 277: Encroachment on the Life of a State or Public Figure - Article 210: Creation of a Criminal Community (Criminal Organization) - Article 239: Establishment of a Religious or Public Association Infringing on the Personality and Rights of Citizens - Article 286: Exceeding Official Authority - Article 288: Illegal Evictions and Resettlements - Article 294: Interference with the Activities of Courts and Preliminary Investigations - Article 111: Intentional Infliction of Grievous Bodily Harm - Article 299: Knowingly Unlawful Refusal to Provide a Detainee with the Opportunity to Exercise Their Rights - Article 212.1: Repeated Violations of the Established Procedure for Organizing or Holding Meetings, Rallies, Demonstrations, Marches, or Picketing - Article 109: Causing Death by Negligence (Bombing Belhorod with gliding bombs) 🧻 The Constitution of the ᵣussian Federation - Article 15: Supremacy of International Law - Article 17: Protection of Human Rights and Freedoms - Article 19: Equality of Rights and Freedoms - Article 21: Dignity of the Individual - Article 29: Freedom of Thought and Speech - Article 31: Right to Assembly - Article 32: Right to Participate in Governance and Elections - Article 34: Right to Free Use of Abilities and Property - Article 35: Right to Property - Article 42: Right to Reliable Information - Article 46: Right to Judicial Protection - Article 54: Non-retroactivity of Laws Worsening a Person's Situation - Article 55: Limitation of Human Rights and Freedoms - Article 67.1: Integrity of the ᵣussian Federation and Protection of Its Sovereignty - Article 81: Presidential Term Limits - Article 118: Independence of the Judiciary - Article 120: Judges' Independence and Subordination Only to the Constitution and Federal Law 🧻 Administrative and Federal Laws - Article 20.3.3: Discrediting or Spreading Unreliable Information About State Bodies (2022 Amendment) - Article 19.1: Abuse of Official Powers - Article 19.8: Failure to Comply with the Rules of Notification About Holding a Public Event - Article 19.12: False Denunciation - Law on Public Associations: Violations Related to Restrictions on Civil Society and NGOs - Law on Political Parties: Illegal Restrictions and Manipulation - Law on Countering Extremist Activities: Misuse Against Political Opponents and Activists - Law on Freedom of Conscience and Religious Associations: Restrictions on Religious Freedoms - Electoral Law: Violations in Conducting Elections in Annexed Territories - Law on Mass Media: Censorship and Suppression of Independent Media - Labor Code: Violations of Workers' Rights and Freedoms - Law on State Secrets: Misuse to Cover Up Corruption and Illegal Activities - Federal Law on Combating Corruption: Failure to Prevent and Prosecute Corruption Within the Government - Law on the Prosecutor's Office: Interference with the Independence of Prosecutorial Activities 🧻International Laws (most significant) - Geneva Conventions: Refusal to Exchange POWs, Violating International Law Incorporated into ᵣussian Law - Federal Law on Ensuring Access to Information on the Activities of State Bodies and Local Self-Government: Violations Related to the Classification of Gold Reserve Data - International Humanitarian Law: Violations in the Context of Armed Conflict - Misuse of Emergency Powers: Implementing State of Emergency Measures Without Proper Legal Justification - Environmental Violations: Neglecting Environmental Protection Laws - International Nuclear Safety and Security: Capturing of Nuclear Power Plants - International Criminal Court (ICC) Warrant I have nothing to say to ᵣussians - It's not new for them; they’re used to it. Most of them seem to enjoy it kind of. I have nothing to say to "escalation managers" - They don't care. And I learned the lesson. I have nothing to say to those who believe in ᵣussian nuclear threats - no way they will read this far. It's not the first and definitely not the last threat. This is what Gopnik does when you break his nose - he threatens to kill you and moans about negotiations at the same time. And indeed, ᵣussia will bring a lot of death and chaos to the world, especially to Ukraine. And it's only possible because there are plenty of cowards and useful idiots in the world who prefer to do nothing to stop evil and have the power to stop others.