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"if you care about democracy, if you care about freedom, I don't know how you could do anything other than vote for Donald Trump" Behold the miraculous transfiguration of alleged sexual predator MAGAt Russell Brand, who has seamlessly traded his skin-tight leather trousers for a camera-ready baptismal gown. It is truly inspiring to watch an aging influencer lock eyes with the Almighty and suddenly clutch a Holy Bible like the ultimate shield against a Southwark Crown Court docket. There is nothing quite like the threat of multiple criminal counts of rape, sexual assault, and indecent assault from six different women to make a man sprint toward a pristine new persona of divine redemption. The charges agaisnt Brand include: 1999 (Rape): An alleged rape occurring in a hotel room in Bournemouth during a Labour Party conference event. 2001 (Indecent Assault): Brand is accused of grabbing a woman's forearm and attempting to force her into a male restroom at a television studio in Westminster. 2004 (Oral Rape & Sexual Assault): Two separate charges stemming from an incident at a bar during a birthday party in Westminster, involving oral rape and the non-consensual touching of a woman's breasts. 2004–2005 (Sexual Assault): Brand is accused of trapping a woman against a wall, groping her, and forcefully kissing her at a radio station. 2009 (Rape & Sexual Assault): Two additional charges authorized by the Metropolitan Police involving two separate women. With his criminal trial scheduled for October 2026, Brand has masterfully pivoted from preaching anti-capitalist anarchy to masquerading as a persecuted conservative martyr. The sheer audacity required to rebrand a harrowing history of sexual misconduct allegations into a cozy narrative of spiritual warfare is breathtaking. Apparently, in the gospel according to Russell, the waters of baptism do double duty as a convenient legal eraser to wash away a joint journalistic exposé. Naturally, this divine reinvention wouldn't be complete without a pilgrimage to the Trump family inner circle. Auditioning for the role of Donald Trump’s chief cheerleader at the Republican National Convention and wearing a "Make Jesus First Again" hat is the perfect final act for a man who used to tell the youth that voting was a scam. It turns out that when the world remembers your alleged victims, the quickest way to find sanctuary is to wrap yourself in the American flag, hold a Bible, and pretend your day in court is just a conspiracy against your newfound piety.

Assault, misogyny, verbal threats: Records detail new allegations against Rep. Max Miller Records of the investigation into potential child abuse show that Moreno told detectives that Miller had previously thrown hot water at her, shoved her, and held a gun to her head; therefore, she couldn’t rule out that Miller caused their daughter’s fracture. https://t.co/QAPfW15Rkj