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listen up, stupids: you told us Joe Biden was corrupt. ok, we said, show us your evidence. you told us you had proof. cool, we said, show us your evidence. there's a whistleblower, you screamed. great, we said, show us your evidence. the whistleblower has tapes, you shouted. awesome, we said, show us your evidence. then you told us your whistleblower was in hiding. fine, we said, show us your evidence. then you told us you couldn't find your whistleblower. super, we said, show us your evidence. then you told us the whistleblower was dead. whatever, we said. just show us the fucking evidence. then it turned our your whistleblower was a Chinese spy and a fugitive from justice. great whistleblower you got there, we said, now how about that evidence. then you announced an impeachment hearing. why, we asked, did you finally find some evidence? Professor Turley's going to tell you all about it, you replied. cool, we said, Professor Turley, do you HAVE any evidence? no, said Professor Turley. well then, we asked, did you SEE any evidence? no, said Professor Turley. well then, we asked, did you HEAR ABOUT any evidence? no, said Professor Turley. and so your big stupid impeachment hearing blew the fuck up right in your dumb faces, and you all looked like silly dipshits. even Fox News made fun of you. now it's time for you to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up until you can show. us. some. evidence