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Sugar sugar on sugar. I just can't eat this stuff anymore. I mean, I can only eat 4 candy corn before I have a stomach ache #geriatricmillennialproblems
@medickimw @XRufio You're lucky you were born early enough to not spend 90% of your income on avocado toast.
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Idk what "based" means and at this point I'm afraid to ask #geriatricmillennialproblems
Arthritis from texting
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I’ve gone passed the point of loving the Linda Linda’s with a pure heart and now I’m just resentful that wasn’t my childhood. #GeriatricMillennialproblems
Well my instinct would be to assess your activities of digital living (ADLs) #GeriatricMillennialProblems @AdiShafirMD @lingshengli
Wow I’m supposedly a 'geriatric millennial'......not sure how to feel about being called a geriatric millennial....thoughts??? #feelingold #imgeriatricsalready https://t.co/vtNHZjHUoT
I slept on my neck weird and can hardly move today. That’s what being 40 is like 😭 #GeriatricMillennialProblems
I bet all Geriatric Millennials irritated by this new phrase have never been called a Geriatric Mother ... 🥑🤱 #GeriatricMillennialProblems
"Geriatric millennials" (born between 1980 and 1985) are best positioned to lead teams that will thrive in the hybrid workplace," writes @ericadhawan. https://t.co/e0jSyj6eJY
@heykitzy @ShlbyGrcio I try to avoid using my phone with others. And this triggers me to use it. Also the letters are so small on my phone. #GeriatricMillennialProblems
Your "Forever 18" tattoo is 20 years old.
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Got turnt but has good insurance to see the orthopedist.
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Is there anything harder than trying to find the same YouTube video your kid watched somewhere else a week ago? “It’s inja and the spider!”#GeriatricMillennialProblems
Falls for a twitter crush...
Breaks a hip.
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Buying drugs includes ibuprofen
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Subsisting on a steady diet of vegan cheese living in a tiny house down by the river!
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Most "in my day" stories are just recapping Darkwing Duck episodes #GeriatricMillennialProblems
My almost-5yo-daughter, pointing to my list: “Who drew these scribbles?”
Me: “That’s not scribbling, it’s cursive writing.”
Daughter: 👁👁
Me: “It’s…the ABC’s but in a different font.”
Daughter: *nods in complete understanding now*
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I'm guessing #GeriatricMillennialProblems is for the like 1980-87 era borns caught between young adulthood and middle age... but so emotionally worn down that we feel 70
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