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Chapter 10: Vonkel deploys the Spy-der
The farmers had seen enough. Between the #GermanCabal’s underground games, the #ItalianCabal’s pizza diplomacy, and now the #SerbianCabal trying to claim Rüdiger as their own (while he’s rocking the Lucky Hash chain again), one thing was clear: This was starting to look like one big coordinated hoax.
While everyone was busy arguing over who “owns” Rüdiger, Vonkel (@ArtOfTessera) quietly made his move. From his mosaic workshop he deployed his most precise creation yet — the Spy-der.
A sleek, silent, web-weaving operative built for one mission: find out what the hell is actually going on. The Spy-der’s first target is the Serbian Cabal. He’s been ordered to infiltrate their network, listen in on their communications, and uncover whether the crowning of Rüdiger was genuine… or if the German and Serbian cabals are secretly working together planning sth in secret. But the Spy-der isn’t just any agent. He wears a small farm hat at all times — a personal touch. Turns out he comes from a quiet Dutch farm himself. When he was younger, one of his closest friends was stolen from the very same farm. That memory never left him. It’s why he has a soft spot for Rüdiger and the Farmers and why he agreed to help expose whatever shady dealings are happening behind the scenes.
Meanwhile, deep underground, something else is happening. The Mole has gone completely silent since days. In the world of espionage, days of silence from the Mole can only mean one thing — he found something big. Something deep. Something the German Cabal has been hiding in those underground bunker bases.
What exactly are they building down there?
Why the sudden need for more “workers” from the illegal gambling facilities?
And what does any of this have to do with the mysterious new mint system the #GermanCabal is rumored to be developing underground and in total secrecy?
The Spy-der is now active.
The Mole is deep underground.
The web is being spun.
Piece by piece, the full picture is starting to form.
And the farmers are done waiting for answers.
... stay tuned 🍿

Chapter 9: The Serbian Cabal Extraction
Just when the farmers thought the situation couldn’t get more ridiculous, the Serbian Cabal made their move. After @daniel_wwf briefly “rescued” Rüdiger from @piggedup only to hand him back again, the Italian Cabal had enough.
Rüdiger had become insufferable — spoiled with fine wine, unlimited cannoli’s, and a ridiculous full perm that made him look like a discount German influencer. His arrogance had reached dangerous levels.
Enter the Serbs.
In a highly efficient (and suspiciously well-funded) operation sponsored by @HonkHbar, the Serbian Cabal extracted Rüdiger and dragged him straight into Serbian Bootcamp. For days the timeline watched in horror and amusement as Rüdiger was put through the wringer:
Brutal training sessions (“No pain, no gain”)
Hair finally brought under control (finally)
Daily lectures about self-worth and discipline
Cross-chain education (he reportedly opened a @HashPack wallet and started asking questions about $HBAR)
By the end of bootcamp, something unexpected happened. Rüdiger didn’t just survive — he thrived.
His self-worth reportedly skyrocketed. The Serbs were so impressed with his transformation and newfound discipline that they officially crowned him as one of their own. Now the Serbian Cabal is openly claiming Rüdiger as theirs. But the farmers noticed something suspicious. In the crowning photos, Rüdiger is once again wearing the Lucky Hash chain. Why? Was the entire “rescue” from the Italians just a well-orchestrated ruse? A propaganda move between cabals? A hoax to make the farmers look weak while the real power players quietly reshuffle ownership of the bird? The timeline is asking the same question:
Are these cabals secretly working together?
... stay tuned 🍿

@ArtOfTessera The days of the #GermanCabal and the #ItalianMafia and their bosses @daniel_wwf and @piggedup are numbered. Soon the truth will be dug up !!
#OstrichGate
We have been surveilling the entire aerial space surrounding the #GermanCabal's illegal gambling HQ and have seen no movement anywhere.
The package must have been delivered underground through the international cabal's extensive tunnel network.
We will investigate further and send our ground and underground troops on the hunt and eventually #FreeRüdiger
stay tuned 🍿
the Italian cabal has taken control of Rüdiger (@FarmerUnionXRPL) from @daniel_wwf
While he's in my possession ill make sure to feed him pizza and cannoli's

Update 🚨
latest developments of Rüdiger's rescue mission..
#OstrichGate #FreeRüdiger
Our undercover ground troops are on their way to the bunker while our chief donkey @CTO_bradwifhat is working tirelessly to hack the infrastructure of the #GermanCabal and #FlipTheSwitch of their defense mechanisms so that our undercover ground troops can sneak in undetected and blend in with the abused german farm animals..
We managed to hack their servers by sending them a google doc titled "Terms for unconditional surrender" and managed to retrieve some blueprints and cryptic codes that we are in the process or cracking. We have our British intelligence officer @NFTCookieC on the case who is a specialist in decrypting German cyphers and cryptography.
We will release our findings over the coming days and uncover the illegal breading scheme of the #GermanCabal and their criminal rigged gambling empire!
stay tuned 🍿
@EarlLeeTurtle @3CrownedKing @ItsTaylorFrench @MetzyTrades @daniel_wwf @XRAYdlt

Following the disputes, arguments and legal actions taken against the CEO of the XRPL regarding the #OstrichGate and his illegal gambling scheme, the @FarmerUnionXRPL hired an undercover ex-Luftwaffe pilot to locate the secret German underground bunker rumored to be the HQ of the #GermanCabal , to thoroughly investigate the case with German precision and take aerial pictures for evidence.
Here is the proof.
You wanted receipts, you got em!
The most recent, up-to-date aerial snapshot!
Lo and behold, an illegal German-run breeding ground for Ostriches.. Locked up in a tiny space in front of the bunker. What a disgrace.. and who knows what else is going on in that underground German bunker.. and who knows how deep it goes and with what other cabal networks it connects..
Looks like we have to send out our undercover ground troops for further investigation into the depth of the #GermanCabal ..
stay tuned 🍿

@daniel_wwf @FarmerUnionXRPL Our Position is CLEAR, the #GermanCabal can NOT have a nuclear ostrich. They have to surrender Rüdiger asap - or else. #FAFO
@buuvva_ is known on the farm for his love for ostriches.. and for tipping over cows! but that doesn’t look like him tbh. What does @buuvva_ have to say about these allegations from his fellow #GermanCabal member. Infighting happening already in the bunker ?
#FreeRüdiger #OstrichGate
It’s an illegal gambling facility run in an underground bunker by the #GermanCabal and they have kidnapped our ostrich and holding him hostage for their breeding and cloning operations. The CEO of the XRPL is running the scheme and is now trying to use #GermanPropaganda to rally troops against the @FarmerUnionXRPL
We have sent our undercover ground troops to dig into their tunnel systems and find the ostrich..
Stay tuned 🍿
#OstrichGate #FreeRüdiger
@EarlLeeTurtle @daniel_wwf
Call to all farmers @FarmerUnionXRPL
Start your 🚜🚜🚜 and unite against the dark and evil #GermanCabal
We must #FreeRüdiger
#OstrichGate
Join the Anti-Farmer Union!
Rüdiger wants you!

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