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What did the grape say when someone stood on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
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A grape growing friendโs fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? He ran out of juice.
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Went to the shop today to buy some grapes and apples, but they didnโt have any. It was a fruitless trip.
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A friend said a wine he tried recently was bitter and not properly fermented. Sounds like sour grapes to me.
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What did the grape say when someone stood on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
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Went to the shop today to buy some grapes and apples, but they didnโt have any. It was a fruitless trip.
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A grape growing friendโs fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
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Saw a grape in the bank. He was opening a currant account.
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! #dadJokes #funny #vineyardLife #roadSafety #grapeJokes
There's a rumour about my group of cows that only eat small fruit. I herd it through the grape vine.
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A friend said a wine he tried recently was bitter and not properly fermented. Sounds like sour grapes to me.
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Lovely annual team meeting this evening with 12 of our #ReferralOrder Volunteers & Co-ordinators. Great to see everyone together, enjoying some good food & lots of laughs! Our volunteers are the best! Thank you @BaltiHouse01535 ๐๐ป๐คฉ #Volunteering #Bradford #Keighley #grapejokes
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? He ran out of juice.
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In a bureau de change and I managed to swap one hundred grapes for fifty raisins. I'm not sure about the currant exchange rate.
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Went to the shop today to buy some grapes and apples, but they didnโt have any. It was a fruitless trip.
https://t.co/lvuo19W6zS #Grape #GrapeJokes #Joke #Humour
What did the grape say when someone stood on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
https://t.co/lvuo19W6zS #Grape #GrapeJokes #Joke #Humour
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