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smithereens is probably the worst way to get blown
When your bro randomly texts you asking for your shirt size and address... #GregTweets
Honestly, this is the content I am here for. ππ #WynonnaEarp #Gregtweets https://t.co/i2c1O20r50
Just a word about Carrot Cake.
Let's face it, it's make of vegetables and the icing is made of cheese.
I really don't think people should be allowed to call that " cake ".
Just saying.
My brother wants to date health professionals because he's in it "for the health insurance" #gregtweets
my brother and his friend swiping on tinder:
A: that girl will ruin my life
G: dude that's her mom
A: I KNOW
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So who at #CEEA2017 wants to help me teach Greg Evans how to use Twitter before the end of this conference?? @uoftengineering #GregTweets
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"I wanna be a DILF. I wanna drop my kids off at school and have all the housewives check out my butt." #GregTweets
"Who needs girls? I've got aquarium lights!" #GregTweets
impatiently waiting for a table at brunch: I'm gonna walk in there and yell "fire"
#GregTweets
[brings out salt] [is taking shots of vodka] #GregTweets
"It's my dream to take some chick to a bridge and speak to her in elvish" #GregTweets
"This recipe is from @GDeLaurentiis so if I make it it's basically like we're doing something together"
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"Ostriches are on the no-fly list of nature" #GregTweets
Greg takes a sip of a 2005 Lazy Creek Pinot and says, "I just got FUCKED" #gregtweets
"NBA called that foul cause people are changing the channel" #GregTweets
Greg on this game: "I'd be more comfortable in the dentist chair right now"
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