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Mom checking on me: Oh, good. Twyla’s out. 💤
House guest: She’s ALWAYS out.
Me: OMD RUDE!
#greyhoundproblems
Maverick taking up the entire sofa to nap 💤 #GreyhoundProblems
2/2 Said vet also warned he would NOT recommend getting a dental from a non-greyhound savvy vet. Remember that we respond to anesthesia differently & that needs to be accounted for. #greyhoundproblems
Mom’s hands got a reaction from the dog shampoo used during my bath. Part of me sees this as justice served, but she’s now food prepping more rice and turkey for my bland diet so I can’t complain too much. #greyhoundproblems
Mum forgot my mat at the restaurant. She expected me to lie on the cold, hard floor like some kind of… peasant. Naturally, I had to whine until they moved seats so I could claim the carpet! #GreyhoundProblems #AdoptedRoyalty
Hu-uncle said this was faked. What?! Cos I kinda look like this sometimes. #greyhoundproblems #LochNessMonster
Vet tech: Has she been lethargic?
Mom: It's hard to tell, she's a greyhound.
SO RUDE! #greyhoundproblems
The #PresidentialDebate2024 is tomorrow and I'm like get out the 🍿!! Though truth be told, I'll probably fall asleep after 20 minutes tops. #greyhoundproblems
Yap yap yap. I hate mom's company meetings, these execs put me to sleep. #greyhoundproblems #remoteworking
I've been sleeping on a Daisy-era bed called a "slumberball." It was all the rage like 9 years ago but is no longer sold. It has deteriorated immensely & I feel like mom is slowly trying to dispose of it. I've noticed the stuffing is slowly being discarded... #greyhoundproblems
Mom is watching one of her favorite movies, #TheSoundofMusic The thing is FOUR hours with commercials! 😱 I fell asleep after four minutes. #greyhoundproblems 💤
Met Dora and Picasso at the dog park, only to be joined by their larger dog park friend circle. 😬 Reminded me how I suck at playing with other breeds. #greyhoundproblems
Mom is complaining about new knee bruises from when I got scared and jumped into her with my bony butt. Whatevs! #greyhoundproblems
About to start the yoga cla…
…ohhh too tired #greyhoundproblems
I'm feeling very lazy today, should I have ChatGPT write my tweets? Though I think my frenz will know it isn't me. #RandomThoughts #greyhoundproblems
I can't roach or sit, am I broken? #greyhoundproblems
Anyone else watching USA vs Wales? I'm trying but mom has it muted since she has a work meeting. Also, I keep falling asleep because this is my normal naptime. It's a struggle. #FIFAWorldCup #greyhoundproblems ⚽️💤
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