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I wandered round M&S upstairs lingerie department looking for where to pay. No signs. No staff. No wonder shoplifting rates have gone up. #GrumpyOldWoman
Am I the only one who canโt get excited about a rocket orbiting the moon? So many things need fixing on Earth. I weep at the money spent and the resources used for what is in effect an American vanity project. #GrumpyOldWoman
I suspect I'm already too old for the modern world. I've just seen a local photographer's ad on Facebook offering a Back to School package. Really? Whatever happened to just taking a photo of your kids on the front doorstep? #GrumpyOldWoman #GrumbleGrumble
When you comment on social media about something you were involved in and get dismissed as irrelevant. Hours later a younger man not involved in the project says the same thing and is praised for his input - ageism or sexism? #GrumpyOldWoman!
Why is everything nowadays such a con?
- Oh you want a curtain pole, we won't include the fittings or rings
- Oh you want a flight, what do you mean you want a seat & to bring a bag too?
- Oh you want this lamp, the shade is extra of course
Etc. Etc.
Hmmph
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Why canโt people just sit on a train quietly and stare into space like they did in the old days?
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@MarkBillingham it's mind blowing and so immersive. He's so good, annoys me he doesn't have a better deal. #grumpyoldwoman
*sigh* The whole "it's dark at 4pm etc" tweets are getting tedious now. Yes, there's less daylight in winter, no matter what time you set your clocks to. It happens every year, it really shouldn't be any great surprise by now. ๐๐
#GMT #GrumpyOldWoman
This place is such a dumpster fire. I miss the 2009 days of the ebeth challenges, Cheeky Vimto Friday nights, What's in YOUR fridge Twitpic fun with @cherrymorello @kenarmstrong1 @CartoonGravity and others who've ditched it now. It may be time to join them.#grumpyoldwoman
How long did it take the marketing team at the Automobile Association to decide that AA now stands for โAlways Aheadโ? ๐
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Has anyone ever totted up the cost of contractor signage that is forgotten? Monetary & "littering" when it's inevitably not collected. Not sure if this is @OxfordshireCC or @thameswater (who've been working here). Either way, it'll no doubt be added to our bills. #GrumpyOldWoman
@ConorUCCLaw I had to put up with several people doing this on devices when I was on chemotherapy recently. It drove me absolutely insane. #grumpyoldwoman #ihaveaheadache
@ConorUCCLaw Also having a phone conversation with the speaker option appears to be the norm. Annoying and distracting. #GrumpyOldWoman
@Fern_Britton People asking if youโre still ok for an arrangement you made a while ago. Itโs as if the more time that goes by the less likely youโll attend. What happened to putting something in the diary and then keeping to it๐คทโโ๏ธ (#grumpyoldwoman๐)
So the stench from the northerly wind sending neighbours smoke inside my house, is now accompanied by neighbour (in shorts and shirt) revving up his motorbike while he works on it, his 4-wheel drive has won first place for the parking space outside my house! #GrumpyOldWoman
So today we just have to survive all the #AprilFoolsDay tweets and then we can get back to normal later. ๐๐ #GrumpyOldWoman
The pot noodle advert has to be the most annoying advert of all time ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
#HateSlurping
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