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Advice: ignore 90% of writing advice. The other 10% is probably wrong too.
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Seriously, a pox upon the houses of the assholes who leave their trucks & SUVs & fucking Hummers running while they go into my favorite cafe to order stuff, and I get to breathe in their exhaust while trying to work on the cafe patio #amwriting #cafewriter #grumpywriter
Oh, hello writer's block! So good of you to come and visit after so long. NOT. #amwriting #writingcommunity #grumpywriter
Keep your #AprilFools pranks away from me. I logged onto Facebook before caffeine, missed the date, and gave myself a heart attack looking at the timeline. Not cool, yo. Not cool.
#grumpywriter #mondayishard #sendcoffee
I woke up in such a MOOD this morning. Everything is wrong and even my coffee isn’t as good as it should be. Hopefully I can take this #grump and channel it toward a scene that needs rewriting this morning. #amwriting #vikings #draugr #archaeology #grumpywriter #mondays
If you need a book to tell you the difference between right and wrong, you're not religious, you're a dick.
#RightOrWrong #Evangelicals #sortitout #grumpywriter
200 words done. I fucking hate having to use Google docs. My nternet just doesn't handle it >.<
#GrumpyWriter #FridayFeelings #Writerslife #Amwriting #IShouldJustTakeTheWeekendOff
Really wish more people would tweet images of the yellow sky, as it's a strenuous three steps to my window. #grumpywriter
writers: any advice on how to collect payment from a publisher that is long overdue? #grumpywriter
Erasing a chunk of words I wrote last night. In case you're wondering, writers LOVE doing this. #grumpywriter
Car back from service:radio on different station/mirror in wrong place/seat in wrong place. Really irritated me.#grumpywriter
I've had my caffeine. Eaten breakfast. Drank water. Took vitamins. Screw it, it's an Adele kind of day. #GrumpyWriter
Had the urge to apply for an MFA in creative writing but they don’t even want me ‘cause I studied journalism. Fuck all y’all. #grumpywriter
Today, I'm finding the word "my" or "mine" particularly annoying. #grumpywriter
Daylight Savings, you have robbed me. Give me back my hour! #grumpywriter
What if I just NEVER WROTE AGAIN?? WHAT THEN WHAT THEN. #idhavesomuchtimeonmyhands #grumpywriter #writersblockisthepits #coffee?
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