Top Tweets for #GuideDogProblems
wow, Uber must really want me to take their trips again. they keep offering me bigger discounts. since I am as likely to get refused a trip as not, no thanks. #GuideDogProblems.
Mummy didn't warn me the carpets were getting cleaned today. I rather liked my black fur confetti! Now I'm sniffing around like, "Where's my scent gone?" It smells all fresh and lovely, but I miss my personal aroma. Not that I smell bad or anything! #GuideDogProblems @guidedogs
I gotta spread yellow hair all over so that when I go to big school, human will discover caches of it and be comforted. #guidedogproblems
i wish there was a way to add photo descriptions to photos after they are posted. with my paws, it's hard to type on mobile devices, i like to go back later when at a proper keyboard... @TwitterSupport #accessibility #guidedogproblems
@JohnNicholRAF @SiDix67 @seandilleyNEWS @guidedogs @sibbymeade Ah. Possibly related to my Guide Dog in Training Esther. She believes it is ok to get both front legs up on me, pin me to seat & then lock paws behind my neck. Nope. #attentionseeker #guidedogproblems
Wait if I go with Otzi I have to put an umlaut over it and it will look more metal. #metalpuppy #guidedogproblems #raiseapuppychangealife #olitter
Mom and my argument in Wal-Mart is always over @guidedogwilla's pace. Mom says she needs to slow down I say there's nothing wrong with her pace and I think it's perfect. #guidedogproblems
When everyone is getting excited about something you can neither carve, nor eat 🙄 #GuideDogProblems #NationalPumpkinDay
Overhearing juicy gossip but desperately trying not to miss your owner’s bus at the same time #GuideDogProblems #TravelTuesday
Not being allowed on furniture kind of kills your meeting room authority #GuideDogProblems #BringYourDogToWorkDay
When everyone’s boarding the Eurostar to Paris but you’ve been told to ‘stay’ 🙃 #Heartbreak #GuideDogProblems #TravelTuesday
Me: You know you’re not allowed to swim
Also me: Dive in that water and show those ducks who’s boss
#GuideDogProblems
Met random person on street who pulled water monitor (lizard) out of backpack to greet. #Crom laughs at squamates of Set. #guidedogproblems
Being in a busy public place but no-one comes for a stroke because they’ve clocked the harness 😔 #GuideDogProblems
You pull off a text book 'seat find' and everyone just thinks you're being lazy #GuideDogProblems #ThisMorning
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