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My own worst enemy.
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Guess who will be going to buy a knee brace because it didn't make it in the move ๐
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Right, so I just clipped my toe nail in such an angle that the nail flew into my eye. Clearly a sign that today should and will be another bed day. #stayinbed #hazardtomyself
Letโs talk about how I almost grabbed the wrong water to drink. #hazardtomyself
I thought I might be sore after running my first post pregnancy 5k race this morning, but it was cancelled. Instead, my whole body hurts because I fell trying to put on shorts yesterday. #oldandclumsy #hazardtomyself
When you accidentally inhale a family pack of After eight whilst driving ... #PeppermintOverdose #HazardToMyself #NoLimit #NoFilterAtAll #GeneralOverload #SaveMySoul
Me: hey folks. Itโs gonna rain pretty hard in some spots for a few more hours.
Also me: forgets umbrella in car, parks in puddle
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Someone please take my phone away. ๐๐๐คฃ
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When you let people at work think you're 25 but then accidentally age yourself via your knowledge of @Pink's early hits. #hazardtomyself
My dog took off running out back this morning and accidentally dug her paw into the top of my foot, and then I was putting my bike away tonight and stumbled, digging the peddle into the top of my right foot as it moved forward. My feet are bruised af #HazardToMyself
I learn new things everyday. Today I learnt that a hangar on the floor can cause you to slip and fall.
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Lol at that time I dropped a knife and stabbed myself in the foot #hazardtomyself
@WeltersTeam Same, I'm terrible at it. If I was actually a magician I would probably blow myself up accidentally. #hazardtomyself
I'm learning! Today I dropped a (very) sharp knife and didn't try to catch it... #calamity #hazardtomyself #itsthelittlethings
I was just fixing my bra & somehow managed to punch myself in the face... #truestory #talented #Hazardtomyself
Out of work for the next week at least because I'm a fucking moron.
Someone end me please. ๐๐๐#hazardtomyself #chubbytoes
Remember when P!nk said she wasn't going to change herself to be a pop star? #hazardtomyself
When Sally meets the Panini Machine for the first time ๐ฅ #hazardtomyself
A day running about london on my own tomorrow should be fun๐ณ๐ #Hazardtomyself
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