Top Tweets for #HeadFerret
That was a shit show of a #trumpertantrum w/ a 73 year old 3-year old. What a whiny, grudgey, complaining, sour, pathologically lying, vindictive, ridiculously spray tanned dickhole w/ an overly AquaNetted, ratty #headferret.
HOW IS THIS OUR POTUS, FFS?
#60Minutes #tRump #VOTE
This is #PettyAF but I can't help but say it:
That #headferret looks like it lost its wrestling match this morning.
Also, the sucking, sniffing & mouth-breathing are in full force, & this idiot is spewing nonsense placing blame anywhere but on availability of #assaultweapons.
So the #ScreamingYam can golf on our time and dollars in windy and wet conditions, but he can't make an appearance at the final resting place of our country's #military heros...
...because his #HeadFerret might get damp?
Do I have that right?
#BadOptics #TrumpHair #AquaNetFail
Really enjoyed a round of golf with President @realDonaldTrump today.
President Trump shot a 73 in windy and wet conditions!
@MissyHymel @pedi_suzanne @DarkTangent1 @WchrisSkeet @Mikel_Jollett Or seeping out of the seams of that hideous wrapped, folded, coiled, and swooped disaster of a pet #headferret living atop his nuggin'?
@realDonaldTrump Careful, Donald - your coke sniffles are showing.
(And your dementia, and dentures, and that self-farmed, perimeter toupee catastrophe that you swoop, fold, and coil to no end).
Glass houses, #DiaperBritches. 🙄
#headferret #someonesnervous #YouSoundedLikeYoureLosingIt
@GeorginaGeorge3 @realDonaldTrump @jimmyfallon Technically, it's a self-farmed perimeter toupee.
#TrumpHair #TrumpToupee #HeadFerret #AquaNetFail #SunInFail
@realDonaldTrump I don't listen to your speeches as they're a jumblefuck of nonsensical word salad (and I can't even with your extra anymore), but I am compelled to ask: WTF is going on with your #headferret here??? #AquaNetFail #BumblingOrangeJumblefuck #RESIST
#OMG - Trump's #headferret is part of the #secretsociety and is trying to escape to attend a meeting!!! #HasItBeenTheMoleAllAlong? #TheResistance #TrumpHair #rebellion #HeDOESHaveAPet #Davos #RESIST #Resisting
Who gets the #headferret if @realDonaldTrump and #Bannon break up??? #familypet #badbreakups #thisisgonnagetugly #RESIST #TheResistance
Looks like someone wrangled his #headferret in a fat ass hurry today. It's a matted mess up there - is he back-combing that shit???
The architecture of that #headferret hair, tho. What I wouldn't give to see the construction of it go down just once. #AquaNet #SunIn #swoop
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