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Trying to figure out where I want to stand for Amon Amarth is proving to be the most stressful part of my day.
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So, AS IT TURNS OUT, if you *straighten* your beard it's like 50000!!!!!! times easier to put beard jewelry in it....
I could have been doing this for months, but only got the heated comb a week ago.
Fml. #heathenproblems.
So our white cat is currently singing suggestively at my trackball
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Pretty sure this is a sign from the Gods, but have no idea which one or what they're telling me
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When you attempt to go to @ChickfilA because you have a free chicken sandwich coupon and forget they are closed because it's Good Friday..#GoodFriday #heathenproblems
Had to ask a religious person if the Magnificat is a canticle about a magnificent cat. It's not. #heathenproblems
Dang, the devil horns I got don't have the right look. I'll have to shop around a bit more. #HeathenProblems
No worries! LoL
Made this because so many people ask me about the confusion regarding the holidays #heathenproblems https://t.co/pFMrJet1yd
@heathenhof haha sorry I'd been drinking and didn't read the article. I just saw the word heathen and calendar and then made assumptions
@ThornCoyle Queue silly debate over Freya VS Frigg in 3...2...1... π #heathenproblems
I've spent all day confused AF about what holiday weekend people are talking about and why some offices were closed. #heathenproblems
My teen: "Make sure you put your vagina away before my friends come over!"
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I like going to church once every five years so I remember why I only go to church once every five years. #heathenproblems #MerryChristmas
I always laugh during grace. #heathenproblems
Is it wrong that I just want the rapture happen, so I don't have to deal with Christians anymore? #HeathenProblems
Darkness like a dream...obsessing over sandpaper drawings and waiting for @SalemWGNA to come back...#heathenproblems
Whether or not to go on a shrimp stuffed, bacon wrapped jalapeΓ±o diet
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Me to our daughter: hey we went to church.
She: that's nice. We drove by one.
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I don't feel like Eastering with my family today. I don't even know what that means.#HeathenProblems
I need to get out of bed to watch #BBCTBQ but the woman I'm not yet married to is sleeping next to me in a little nΓ©gligΓ©e.
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