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@StephenKing Chuck Norris doesn’t flush.
Gravity flushes for him.
He didn’t learn physics.
Physics adjusted.
He didn’t call the wrong number.
The number called him.
At some point, jokes stop being jokes.
They become Chuck Norris.
#HeavenUpdate #RealityPatch #ChuckNorrisProtocol
Chuck Norris didn’t die.
He just stopped tolerating Earth.
He didn’t ascend to heaven.
Heaven adjusted to Chuck Norris.
#ChuckNorris
#HeavenUpdate
#StillInCharge
👼 (LOUD) HOW TO GET PAINTBRUSH INGREDIENT AND ALL POTIONS! ROBLOX WACKY ... https://t.co/pN1YxpHpR9 via @YouTube #WackyWizards #HeavenUpdate #PaintbrushIngredient #Roblox #ChloeLim
Duck is playing with Sarah. Looks like she finally found a friend. #HeavenUpdate
Carley stole my pants and Lee is tackling her to the ground to get them back. #HeavenUpdate
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