Top Tweets for #HesNotTheRealSantaIf

Cheetah Pizza @CheetahPizzas

over 4 years ago

@ConnieLukey @itsa_struggle #HesNotTheRealSantaIf His Beard covers his whole body. When he explains he require electrolysis treatment to remove it, but his machine broke, you swear that he has an #IrishAccent with a 'meow' here and there and in-between.

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Rikki-Tikki 😊🎶☀️🐕‍🦺🇦🇺🇧🇪🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @EricaBarley

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf He don't like kids and snow

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John Reyes @2pogi4u

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf he didn't eat the Hawaiian pizza with pineapple on it that you left behind for him.

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Terminally Bill @Trailornado

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf he smells like beef and cheese!

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A in SD @AngeloInSD

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf he associates with this Rudolph

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A in SD @AngeloInSD

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf this is his North Pole

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John Melkonian @KingJohn1776

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf He works as a Cook in a Restaurant during the Day.

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Ratatosk ⚡️🐿✨ @Ratatosk4

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf he has no squirrels around him. 🎄🐿🎅🏻 #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels

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A in SD @AngeloInSD

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf Stone Cold said so

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Jeffrey Chavez @area51jeff

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf his breath smells like Taco Bell

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Kelly Kass @KelKass

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf he’s shopping on Amazon.

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Jeffrey Chavez @area51jeff

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf he’s not good with names so he calls everyone “dude”

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Sir Mixed Up Alot ™ @SirMixedUpAlot

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf he skips my house.

SirMixedUpAlot's tweet photo. #HesNotTheRealSantaIf he skips my house. https://t.co/6AA85ZU8jl

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Don Allard 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @don_allard_ri

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf his belly shakes like a bowl full of Lucky Charms.

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Jeffrey Chavez @area51jeff

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf his eyes aren’t twinkling — they’re bloodshot

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Unintelligible @unnerffed

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf This kid says so

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Jeffrey Chavez @area51jeff

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf his beard is just a bunch of dryer lint

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T-Birds Tom @TBirdsTom

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf right on track.

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Don Allard 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @don_allard_ri

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf his North Pole residence is just a time share.

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Charlie Brown @peejay_61

over 4 years ago

#HesNotTheRealSantaIf he is skinny

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