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Militarily, it’s been one of the best Easters.”
That’s not how Easter works.
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Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone.
Moses parted the Red Sea.
Jesus fed 5,000.
…I’m just not seeing it.
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Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone.
Pam Bondi is out.
And somehow… it’s not for the reason people wanted.
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Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone. I was just playing with the cats.
People sat down to watch TV.
They got that speech instead.
That speech sucked.
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Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone. I was just playing with the cats.
They’re not laughing because they believe you.
They’re laughing because they benefit.
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Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone.
When people feel strongly enough, they make themselves heard.
It’s NO KINGS Day.
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Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone. I was just playing with the cats.
“They gave me a big present worth a tremendous amount of money.”
They’re bombing our bases.
Read the room.
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Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone. I was just playing with the cats.
Unnamed leaders.
Unnamed countries.
Unnamed conversations.
At some point… you’re talking to nobody.
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Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone. I’m in a hotel room in Chicago.
“Finish the job.”
Funny how that exact phrase keeps showing up.
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Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone. I was just playing with the cats.
“You’ll feel it in your bones” is how a war ends?
That’s not a plan.
#PaulaPoundstone #HeyDonaldTrump
Hey Donald Trump, it’s just me, Paula Poundstone. I’m in a hotel room after a stand-up show tonight.
Melania says she’s “alone at the top.”
Top of what exactly?
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