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I googled the answers for the first 3 years... #HonestGraduationSpeeches
I'll keep this speech short because I know you all have beer in your trunk getting warm. #HonestGraduationSpeeches
This is a true statement from the guest speaker at my high school graduation.
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"it was well shot and nicely edited, but not quite as profound as he clearly thinks it is. and i think personally that he should focus more on making great Atlanta episodes than on the music career. but anyway, 'graduation' comes from the latin wor-"
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Welcome to the first day of “You’re going to have to earn everything, because nobody is going to just hand it to you” #HonestGraduationSpeeches
Now that you've wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars on an education you won't use, let's enter the real world with no real life skills.
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We’ll be contacting you in a few years to ask for a donation. Change your number if you want, we will find the new one #HonestGraduationSpeeches
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You can be whatever you want to be in life, as long as what you want to be is a server @ Chili's or a bathroom attendant
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One day, someone will stick a finger in your butt. For some of you, this will be sexual. For others, a medical necessity.
Get a job and try to enjoy life until then.
You will all be either bald or fat AF at the reunion in 2043... #HonestGraduationSpeeches
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You're done with High School, you're not prepared for adulthood, you've got very few real job skills, pay levels suck anyhow, some of you have ill-timed kids, and Trump is ruining the country. Good luck, you'll need it, and consider moving to Canada.
You have all been brainwashed by a liberal cult #HonestGraduationSpeeches
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"And, to my parents, I'd like to thank you for:
Always pointing me in the right direction.
Helping me stay focused.
Assuring me that Lithuanian Interpretive Dance was a great major.
Keep the basement clear, mom & dad...I'll be seeing you IN A YEAR."
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