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How could I tell the sweet young man working at Dairy Queen that the balloons he proudly drew on my son’s cake look an awful lot like science textbook sperm... #hopenobodynotices
@ja2cook @ChaiPaniYYC @clblacklock @mcmillan_ali @LynneRennie1 @DustinRJay @littlejohnML @FedYYC @everydaytourist @Ward9Tweets @DishntheKitchen We forgot to crop the black background in the NOW OPEN photo... #hopenobodynotices
Too much chocolate at the weekend - burst seam of my shirt on the way to work. #hopenobodynotices
Today I've got my work done twice as quickly by not bothering to do half of it. #Revolutionary #HopeNobodyNotices
It's that time of the year again when my face doesn't match my foundation. #thankyouclouds #toolazytowipeoff #hopenobodynotices
3 guys coming to my house in 2 hours to rehearse.
Do I have choreography for them?
No.
#roughweek #improvise #hopenobodynotices
Had to run to the campus TV station to do something...left my house with my slippers on without even realizing it. #HopeNobodyNotices
Certainly have Sarah, although I am not sure they match my outfit #hopenobodynotices https://t.co/9vWagqKKGu
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