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30 MINUTES, PEOPLE. 30 MOTHERFUCKING MINUTES. #HowIFakeWork
Staring at the Sept - Dec 2015 pic on my #Supernatural calendar, holding back from flipping to Jan so I won't get distracted. #HowIFakeWork
If one more fucking person says "See you next year!" to me on the phone, I'm going to freak the fuck out. Fucking serious. #HowIFakeWork
Only 10 more hours and I can change my avatar for January. : ) #HowIFakeWork
Receptionist hasn't stopped talking for 45 minutes and is cleaning out the file room directly behind my desk, STILL TALKING. #HowIFakeWork
Damn. What's with this influx of faxes on my desk? Don't these people know we leave in an hour?? #HowIFakeWork
Ugh, my head is killing me. I think I need more caffeine. #HowIFakeWork
Receptionist is giving someone new to the area directions: "Do you know where the roller rink was? It was there 10 years ago." #HowIFakeWork
Twitter was done for a while. I had to work. It was horrible. #HowIFakeWork
Patients are done and there's three hours left in my day. Time to revert back to #HowIFakeWork before #FuckOffIAintDoingShit kicks in.
Doing an auth for the guy I did one for yesterday (not kidding) and AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" comes on. Fitting. #HowIFakeWork
I've done nothing but help her and do her patients this afternoon and all she can do is be a bitch? Fuck this. I'm done. #HowIFakeWork
I think Young Cardio Nurse and I would eat him alive if he wasn't so young (my issue) or if she wasn't dieting (her issue). #HowIFakeWork
Cute And Tall Blonde Cardio Intern walked down the hall Young Cardio Nurse & I rolled our chairs to the door for a better view #HowIFakeWork
Young Cardio Nurse: He's been wearing that all day?
Me: He had a lab coat on
YCN: He should take it off. The lab coat
Me: Amen
#HowIFakeWork
Cute And Tall Blonde Cardio Intern walked past me in a collarless leather jacket, jeans, a Henley, and Docs. WHAT. THE. FUCK. #HowIFakeWork
Patient: My potassium is SO low.
What I think: Eat a banana.
What I say: I'm sure the doctor can prescribe a vitamin for you.
#HowIFakeWork
Just found out that I have to room the rest of Neuro Doc's patients because Neuro Nurse has two prior auths to do. Pardon? #HowIFakeWork
So many printed scripts today, I'm running out of "sign here" tabs to stick to them. #HowIFakeWork
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