Top Tweets for #HowNotToGetAJob
I did one of those accidental 'email 100 people on a listserve and attached the wrong and embarrassingly rough version of a proposal' yesterday to all the faculty in my college... Im mortified and I need your stories of recovery pronto #failforward #ECR #hownottogetajob
Someone hit me up on LinkedIn and said: "Here is my resume if you're interested."Interested in what? You didn't even tell me you're interested in my company. #hownottogetajob #careertips
Someone comes in and asks for a job application and then goes "why you talking like you Chinese if you ain't Asian" and then goes "you got a boyfriend"
#HowNotToGetAJob
Thanks for the tip @teambiteable but I'm not sure this means the same in UK English as it does in the US... #HowNotToGetAJob
16 year old #pwns @Apple! I love the statement " He dreams of working at Apple one day" #ResumeBuildingEvents #HowNotToGetAJob #HackyHackHack https://t.co/vWX7gSZUlX
Director asked me to take my shoes off at the start of a casting today, unfortunatly the gunky blister on my foot decided to pop in the first take, I carried on until I looked down and saw I’d bled all over their newly painted pristine white floor...🙃 #hownottogetajob
#HowNotToGetAJob Send an email to @Chili_Walker & reference a potential co-worker as "Sean" Pugh. #strikeone @ShawnP105 #next
The weirdest things candidates have done in interviews: Screaming, séances and singing https://t.co/K7U5c7h6d2 | #HR
So, what makes you want to work here?
"Uhhh, I don't know. Technology is cool."
#hownottogetajob
Just had someone get in touch wanting work. His parting line was, "Google me, if you get a chance". #hownottogetajob
Interviewed a woman today and asked how her coworkers would describe her in one word and without hesitation says, "Bitch." #HowNotToGetAJob
JobCentre boss Ruth Owen’s tries to explain why they couldn’t find the DWP’s own job ads. #Dispatches #Hownottogetajob http://t.co/ES91d7ne
Ah, the fun and giggles of signing on with your shopping list! http://t.co/Oj5zdiN9 #hownottogetajob
Does the JobCentre advertise its own jobs? @C4Dispatches finds it hard to track them down #HowNotToGetAJob
One employer tells @C4Dispatches she uses cafes to post job flyers not JobCentres #HowNotToGetAJob #Dispatches
Another undercover jobseeker hands over shopping list to JobCentre staff #HowNotToGetAJob #Dispatches
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