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โReal women never do a number two in a public loo.โ Thank you for this tip, @NCNDME - I will practise holding on ๐ #GenderCritical #HowToBeAWoman
Follow the rules made by Men.
Follow rules. Always. No excuses. Rules are made to be obeyed. Don't complain about them. They are made for a reason. You don't have to understand the reasoning. If a Man made a rule, that rule has a purpose. Don't question it.
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Compete with other women for Male attention.
Sadly, Male attention is a finite resource. Every second we are in competition with each other. It is a friendly and healthy competition, don't make it get ugly. Stay happy but compete as hard as you can.
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Let men tell you how to be.
To be what Men want, you gotta listen to Men. Men will tell you what they desire, what they dream about. But you gotta follow the path that they lay out for you.
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Stay fit. Stay healthy. Stay fuckable.
Your body is your only asset. Treat it well. Do your exercises, eat healthy, look good. You can never truly fulfil your purpose if you aren't fuckable.
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Embrace sexual objectification.
The more you focus on sexual objectification the more pleasure Men will get from you and you'll always be surprised how much pleasure it brings you.
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Strive to make Men happy.
We exist to make Men happy, we should put far more focus on this.
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Be a role model for others.
Or "be the change you wanna see in the world". How are other girls meant to get past the ridiculous societal pressures and focus on Male approval if they don't see others doing it?
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Make yourself look stupid, it's not hard.
It's called "cute". Puppies are cute mainly because they are dumb and unskilled. It's the same with girls. It stimulates the Male protective instinct. Use this.
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Wear tight clothes.
Men like to look at nice things. So you better be a nice thing if you want Male approval.
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Be nice to Men.
Always be pleasant. Don't say mean things. they are our reason for existence, praise them or be quiet.
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As Simone de Beauvoir said, one is not born a woman but becomes one. ๐
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Illustrations: @ishaechan
Content: Gabriela Baron
Reading #MoreThanAWoman a decade after I learned #HowToBeAWoman, and once again @caitlinmoran is ALWAYS RIGHT.
*NEW BLOG POST*
Today Iโm supporting the Quick Reads 15 Year Anniversary from @readingagency
https://t.co/wKkv0lhxqN via @hayleylotusflo1
@midaspr #QuickReads #WishYouWereDead #TheBabyIsMine #TheMotive #TheSkylight #HowToBeAWoman #SavingTheDay
Thank you Hannah @midaspr and @readingagency for gifting me a copy of #HowToBeAWoman by @caitlinmoran for #QuickReads
This brilliant and ingenious charity helps tackle adult literacy and it celebrates itโs 15th Anniversary on 27th May you can grab a quick read 1/2
Obsessing over โฆthe new ep from awesome #Welsh talent @gretaisaacmusicโฉ. Perfect, edgy, intelligent pop. Your star is shining bright, go Grets! ๐ซ
#Howtobeawoman #feminist #Pessimist https://t.co/X92QZESRFz
I would like to say thank you to @midaspr for inviting me to help with this wonderful, amazing and brilliant idea thank you also to @readingagency for #HowToBeAWoman by @caitlinmoran just ๐คฉ awesome and I hope this answers some of my questions and helps me to understand that...
You could find a copy of #HowToBeAWoman by @caitlinmoran dancing around this handbag at the Nightclub Shadow and Memories sculpture in South Shields which is on the site of the La Strada nightclub
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Another wonderful book club night - cheers @caitlinmoran #howtobeawoman did not disappoint ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
We are delighted that #HowToBeAWoman by @caitlinmoran is included in the @readingagency's 'Buy One, Gift One' campaign to help tackle the UK literacy crisis.
For every copy bought from 27 May - 31 July 2021, we will donate a matching copy! #QuickReads
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