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But actually...my big mistake this am is tweeting #howtoimpressahooker jokes from my non hooker account...ROFL...good thing i am already out
#howtoimpressahooker REFUSE TO GIVE HER SCHEDULING INFO THEN BOOK WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE SHE WAS EASIER TO COMMUNICATE WITH??????
#howtoimpressahooker txt her at 2am like she is a pizza.
#howtoimpressahooker tell her you never cancel, while refusing to confirm because you don't want to make plans you might have to cancel.
#howtoimpressahooker tell her you just assumed she was like all the other hookers and would pretend to like him.
#HowToImpressAHooker Pretend to be a caring pastor who wants to rescue fallen women in 8 minutes. Then deliver absolutely fuck all.
#howtoimpressahooker Offer her 'rescue' by recommending a shelf stacking job that pays 10% of her current income.
#howtoimpressahooker Give her a long list of other escorts you've visited, complete with marks out of ten.
#HowToImpressAHooker Chuck a leg over for a 69 when you've only paid for a massage booking - better if you failed to wipe well earlier.
#HowToImpressAHooker Tried all the tips...still seem to fail....
#HowToImpressAHooker Book for 30min, turn up and change to 15min, haggle over the price to extend so it drags out to 30 minutes anyway.
"@jf2good: @ImpressA_Hooker @Maggie_McNeill #HowToImpressAHooker Your too pretty to be a prostitute, why don't you strip instead?"so this.
#HowToImpressAHooker Move #7 - Radio Tuning - Twist nipples back and forth hard as you can like you are trying to get BBC World Service.
#HowToImpressAHooker order room service, be yourself. Have a few laughs.
.@GraceBellavue "don't support your body weight during missionary." I call that position the pancake #HowToImpressAHooker
@ImpressA_Hooker After the session has concluded, graciously thank her...and then pre-pay her for the next session #HowToImpressAHooker
#howtoimpressahooker Tell unconvincing story about your work as a gigolo for v. wealthy ladies, think this means she will meet you for free.
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