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Dave Hughes on Mike Bouris Podcast: "#CGT, which was the main one for me. The negative gearing, I wasn't- I don't negative gear properly, so it didn't worry me."
BOOM.
https://t.co/acVAr2PeGb
Hughesy on his frustrations with government spending.
@DHughesy is one of Australia’s most recognisable comedians.
His comments on the economy following the Federal Budget have sparked plenty of discussion. We sat down to unpack his views, the issues behind them, and why they resonate with many Australians.
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An open letter to Dave Hughes #hughesy
Dear Mr. Hughesy,
Bless. We understand you are a little upset, petal. You have been ranting yourself hoarse for weeks now over #CGT and #NetZero. We send our best wishes and a cupcake.
We take note that you FEEL an immediate election should be called. You assert that #Albo should have taken the changes to Capital Gains Tax and negative gearing to an election. This is aside from your whimpering on Net Zero and coal, which, by the way, has been Labor policy and on the agenda for well over a decade. Since you always tell us you've voted Labor your whole life, did the entire #NetZero concept just completely bypass your attention span?
Anyway, Dave, Labor ARE taking the CGT and negative gearing changes to an election. The laws passed in the 2026 Budget don't even take effect until July 1, 2027. That means the changes will only have been active for about a year by the time the next federal election rolls around.
Let's explain it this way: In a parliamentary system, the public elects a government for a three-year term to manage the economy, pass budgets, and respond to national crises (like housing affordability). Therefore, changes made by a government are naturally taken to judgment at an election every 3 years. These exact property tax reforms that have you seeing ghosts in the clouds come into effect just 12 months out from... AN ACTUAL ELECTION.
So Davey, me old crusty cupcake, you will be able to vote on it very soon anyway. See how that works?
Now, I'm not sure if you've caught up with this basic fact, but federal elections cost HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of taxpayers' dollars. That's a lot of monies. Even for a bloke like you who has lots of stuff, aided by the taxpayer, I think we can agree that hundreds of millions is a massive chunk of change.
Given that you are famously frugal, or is that 'tight'?, constantly reminding us how you try to fly cattle class instead of business because you love saving a buck, you'd have to agree that saving the public purse hundreds of millions of monies by waiting a few months instead of throwing a tantrum for an immediate snap election is a very good fucking decision, wouldn't it?
Think of it as a "try before you buy" scheme. You get to test-drive the new capital gains tax rules for a year, and if you still don't like it, you can take it back to the ballot box and tell the dealership you don't fucking want it.
Alright cupcake, go have a good lie down and a rest. Maybe watch Carl Barron and learn some good jokes - I have all his DVDs if you like to borrow them.
Sincerely,
Noisy 🐘.
#CGT #crybaby #wealthywelfare #auspol
Here's the embarrassing thing for Dave Hughes. HE VOTED for CHANGES to #CGT
Watch as we expose #davehughes
#hughesy is full of shit.
He voted for capital gains tax and negative gearing changes in 2019. He inadvertently confirms it in this interview; he states very clearly that he's always voted labor.
Therefore, he voted for Bill Shorten in 2019. In fact, he admits that he voted for Bill Shorten in 2019, and guess what? The platform that Bill Shorten ran his political campaign on was cuts to the capital gains tax.
HUGHESY, you've been sprung mate.
#Noisy 𓃰 Nails the dimwitted comedian.
#Trunked.
Full video on our FB subscriber page: https://t.co/RwapvTw1Ju
Plenty more to drop on this shitshow by #Hughesy
The Right Wing, hard-leaning right, is going ALL out with Mark Bouris sitting there feeding a dumb fuck like #Hughesy the questions as prompts for a party political broadcast.
#Hughesy has piped his way into the big league, now on a podcast with Mike Bouris.
And what a show it is. It IS a show, not a serious interview. It is full of sloganism, full of bullshit and full of a comedian's take on all things economic.
Bouris leads the answers as if #DaveHughes wrote the questions.
PURE PLATFORMING.
Hughes has gone from comedian to self-appointed economist overnight, and Mark Bouris nods along like it's a TED Talk.
Apparently Labor was elected only because of one CGT promise. Forget:
→Medicare,
→wages,
→childcare,
→cost of living,
→energy,
→housing,
→Dutton,
or literally every other election issue. Nope... one tax policy won the entire election. Convenient.
Then Hughes confidently declares:
• "50% of buyers disappear."
• "Nobody will invest in housing."
• "Victoria has had no capital gains for 10 years."
Evidence? Trust me, bro.
The irony is delicious. In the same interview he admits he got smashed with a margin loan before the GFC, wasn't even sure how negative gearing worked, and was buying shares from magazine tips... but now we're expected to treat him like Australia's chief economist.
The interview itself is a masterclass in leading questions:
"Do you think Labor betrayed people?"
"Do you think they're arrogant?"
"Do you think Australians have been hard done by?"
That's not challenging an argument. That's feeding someone their lines. And Mark Bouris devalued his brand in this one single podcast.
Oppose the policy if you want. Plenty of people do.
But anecdotes aren't data, repetition isn't proof, and a comedian having strong opinions doesn't magically turn them into economic facts.
Dave Hughes says "50% of buyers will disappear" because of the CGT changes.
Fifty percent?
According to... what? Treasury? The RBA? CoreLogic? Property economists?
Nope. Just Dave.
Then he says "nobody will invest in housing anymore."
Again, no modelling. No evidence. Just vibes.
Here's the part he conveniently skips...
Let's say your investment property drops 8% (which is already towards the upper end of the declines being discussed).
Guess what?
🔥The investment property you're buying next has also dropped.🎆
You haven't magically lost 8% while every property you might buy stayed the same price. Markets move together.
And the claim that "half the buyers disappear" is complete fiction. Investors don't suddenly vanish because a tax setting changes. They reassess returns. Some buy. Some don't. Others move into different assets. That's how markets work.
Then there's the other omission.
The interview leaves viewers with the impression every Australian is under attack, when the changes are overwhelmingly aimed at people with the largest unrealised gains and higher levels of wealth, not the average first-home buyer or someone working a shift at Woolies.
Finally, let's remember who is delivering this economic masterclass.
The same bloke who admits he took out a margin loan before the GFC, got hammered, bought shares from magazine tips, and wasn't even sure how negative gearing worked.
Everyone is entitled to an opinion.
They're not entitled to invent statistics.
"50% of buyers disappear" isn't economics.
It's fan fiction.
#DaveHuges LABOURS the angle, and we quote "I just, I just, I can't remember this level of deception." and "I think it's at a nuclear level, a level of deception" - just because it affects him. He can't recall Tony Abbott's multiple lies, but that would undo his paid narrative.
Below 👇👇 is the promo clip that Bouris published + A BIT OF NOISY. We watched the full podcast so you don't have to hear a cooker economist sobbing over the destruction of democracy and the little extra tax he will have to pay.
PS: Hughesy, we are disgusted at your lack of appreciation for OUR (The #taxpayer) support of your property empire. SAY THANKS, you ungrateful flop.
PSS: As Hughesy says in the podcast he's doing fine "I'm not, I'm a billionaire, but I'm, you know, I'm fine."
Oh, the cooker also rams home the point that he's NOT being paid to do this. OK, yeah.
#Hughesy - Real, everyday Aussies are backing themselves and opening up shop in record numbers during the day, while you spend your nights crying on your phone trying to manufacture an artificial depression.
Stop crying crocodile tears, Dave, it's fucking tedious, as are you. 👇
Dave Hughes, aka The business #hughesy has gone full headfirst dive into a pool of shit that oddly, he made, telling 'jokes'.
His latest grubby rant appears below (image)
Let's write him a little letter and raise his IQ above the current 6.
Dear Hughesy,
How we hate to write, but you are a snivelling little toad with the scent of bullshit clearly superglued to your dim head.
You: "how to rack up trillions in public debt"
Also You: "sending every private business in Australia broke."
Look, every Australian who has an IQ above the navel knows what a fuckwit you are, how deranged you are, and how wrong you are.
But for those who are the dumb fucks, let's spell it out for you:
DEBT: Math ain’t your strong suit, petal. Australian federal debt isn't measured in "trillions."
Gross debt is sitting at $1.05 trillion, but if you knew how to read a balance sheet, you'd look at Net Debt, the real figure after subtracting government financial assets.
NB - Special note for Hughesy: over 85% of the entire national debt tower was built by the Coalition before Labor even walked through the front door. You fuckwit.
Net debt is down at $616.9 billion (just 19.9% of GDP). Labor's structural budget changes have actually dramatically improved our medium-term fiscal outlook, lowering projected gross debt and saving $55.6 billion in interest.
BUSINESS going broke:
"Every private business" is going broke? Tell that to the Australian Bureau of Statistics.
The latest ABS business characteristics registry shows that 437,150 brand-new businesses opened their doors across the country in a single year. Even with normal post-COVID cleanup closures occurring, Australia recorded a net INCREASE of 66,650 new operating businesses.
Real, everyday Aussies are backing themselves and opening up shop in record numbers during the day, while you spend your nights crying on your phone trying to manufacture an artificial depression.
Stop crying crocodile tears, Dave, it's fucking tedious, as are you.
Off you fuck. #NoDegreeDave
@MavrosAll And there's a Volvo in the background. Excellent, #Hughesy loves his Volvo. The dumb fuck.
Looks like we TRIGGERED #Hughesy with our post (below) exposing his sudden uptick in social media views.
And it's sent him all CRACKED COMEDIAN. LOL
Too good.
Watch the video of him (taken from his Facebook) melting down, gaslighting and looking like an extra from a horror movie. BONUS + #Noisy 𓃰
#DaveHughes CALL the MAKEUP department quick. You look like a Zombie (maybe you are one?)
I saw a clip once of a guy who BLEW a car exhaust and got lips like that.
Noisy seems to have triggered @DHughesy into a spiral.
While out on his "Cooked" tour, the cooker has been spouting off again about his #WealthyWelfare.
Great day out, triggering #Hughesy
#Zombie 👇
Looks like we TRIGGERED #Hughesy with our post (below) exposing his sudden uptick in social media views.
And it's sent him all CRACKED COMEDIAN. LOL
Too good.
Watch the video of him (taken from his Facebook) melting down, gaslighting and looking like an extra from a horror movie. BONUS + #Noisy 𓃰
#DaveHughes CALL the MAKEUP department quick. You look like a Zombie (maybe you are one?)
I saw a clip once of a guy who BLEW a car exhaust and got lips like that.
@DonnieMountjoy LOL, he's copping some backlash and now he's triggered out of all recognition. Great day out, triggering #Hughesy
BREAKING: Comedian Dave Hughes (pictured) can't understand how the Albanese Government has risen in the polls, given none of the voices in his head plan to vote for them. #auspol #hughesy
by @UnaustralianThe
Looks like we TRIGGERED #Hughesy with our post (below) exposing his sudden uptick in social media views.
And it's sent him all CRACKED COMEDIAN. LOL
Too good.
Watch the video of him (taken from his Facebook) melting down, gaslighting and looking like an extra from a horror movie. BONUS + #Noisy 𓃰
#DaveHughes CALL the MAKEUP department quick. You look like a Zombie (maybe you are one?)
I saw a clip once of a guy who BLEW a car exhaust and got lips like that.
🚨BEFORE YOU READ THIS POST:🚨
Take a close look at the two graphs below showing Dave Hughes’s Facebook page performance. Then read on.
Ah, #Hughesy. He is officially at PEAK social influencer RAGE-BAIT comedy show promo mode.
Does he actually give a fuck about the economic facts? The numbers say absolutely not.
Let’s look at his script: 🗣 “You bought Melb property in 2014 for $1m, negative geared till selling in 2023 for $1.375m. After the CGT discount, $300k profit. Then the Govt crashes the market after pre-election lies in 2026. It’s now probably worth $850k.”
Hold on a second, Hughesy. You just manufactured an apocalyptic 38% market drop out of thin air to scare people, when actual localised market data shows drops of only 5–8% in a few specific segments and ZERO in others. Math ain't your thing, petal.
Then comes the ultimate cooker question designed to farm comments: “Was it their first home?” followed by his own prophetic warning: “They may never recover financially.”
Let's quickly inject some basic education into this performance:
→ The 38% market crash is totally fictional. It never happened.
→ Was it their first home?
Who on earth is negative gearing a first home that they actively live in? If they live in it, it’s a Main Residence, which means NO Capital Gains Tax applies anyway. So, that’s Hughesy’s economic literacy dealt with. He was clearly asleep in school.
SO WHY THE SUDDEN OUTRAGE?
Why is a commercial comedian suddenly transforming into a furious political macro-analyst screaming at Jim Chalmers on the Today Show?
Take a close look at the data in the graphs below:
📈 Facebook Likes, Follows, and Mentions: Completely, utterly FLATLINED from April 2025 all the way until…
→ you guessed it: June 2026**. Right as his capital city festival runs ended and he entered the notoriously difficult-to-sell regional leg of his national comedy tour (Cooked), his social statistics went vertically hockey-sticking through the roof.
He just wrapped up Alice Springs, and right now, he has a massive three-week gap before hitting regional theatres in Wangaratta (July 18), Bribie Island (July 31), Redland (August 1), Goulburn, Albury, and Cowra throughout August.
Buying local radio and print ads across all those regional towns is incredibly expensive. Running a national political rage campaign that gets you a free, 10-minute prime-time slot on breakfast TV to reach millions of regional eyeballs? Completely free.
Ever the self-interested multimillionaire investor, Hughes has hit on a promotional goldmine.
Do these tax changes hurt his incredible personal property wealth?
Not really, he just pays a little bit more tax like the rest of hard-working Australia, who by the way funded his negative gearing.
Is he doing it tough?
Pull the other one. This isn't a civic crusade. It is a merciless class in modern attention economics, milking public anxiety to fund the marketing for regional theatre seats.
TV networks get their outrage ratings, management coops the cream, and Hughesy fills his hip pocket. And you? You're the sucker buying the social media attention ticket.
💥 TOMORROW: We drop more detail that in our view exposes the absolute clockwork timing behind what Hughes is actually up to here. Stay tuned.
Love, #Noisy 𓃰
* Dave Hughes sprays Albanese Government over budget backflip | Today Show Australia - #karlStefanovic
**Based on TNT (TheNoisyTrunk) spintryx/com analytics.
Let’s talk about “betrayal of voters” and making things up, #Hughesy.
First, where is your shred of evidence that Albo and his mates “offloaded all their joints”? It’s a complete and utter fabrication.
The PM got absolutely savaged, unfairly, in the press for buying a $5m property that he still holds. Spreading verifiable lies about elected officials dumping assets ahead of policy shifts isn't just reckless; it borders on #defamatory. And you know the likelihood of Albo suing you is fucking NIL because of his position and the political fallout of doing so, so you weakly and insipidly, like a coward, attack him. You juvenile.
Second, the public writing was on the wall for everyone. Way back on February 3, 2026, the Australian Financial Review dropped a front-page headline: "Labor considers changes to CGT discount on property as 'reform' budget looms." We ALL knew it was on the cards.
And you know who acted on that public warning to immediately protect their wealth? Your political idol, #PaulineHanson. On February 27, 2026, she openly admitted to The Australian exactly why she was panic-selling her land assets early:
“The region has seen an unprecedented price increase since I purchased the land, and selling the site prior to June 30 prevents me paying any more tax than I have to under the proposed capital gains tax changes that I foresee Labor introducing in the upcoming budget.”
She didn’t have a crystal ball, she just did what all the multi-millionaire elites do: she pulled up her own ladder and scrambled to dodge the taxman before the calendar flipped.
Yet you are completely silent on her actually dumping property to beat the budget. Instead, you invent wild, fictional conspiracies about Labor ministers offloading assets, while giving a free pass to the right-wing politicians on the record doing the exact thing you're crying about.
Why single out Albo while completely protecting Pauline for doing what you wish you could do?
Why, Hughesy? Why? 𓃰 - WE KNOW the fuck why, you bitter little petal.
Enjoy the lift in social media bites while you can Cooker, because ultimately this will pass. As well, your recent lift in noticability. You will then return to being washed up.
Off you fuck.
Dave Hughes, aka The business #hughesy has gone full headfirst dive into a pool of shit that oddly, he made, telling 'jokes'.
His latest grubby rant appears below (image)
Let's write him a little letter and raise his IQ above the current 6.
Dear Hughesy,
How we hate to write, but you are a snivelling little toad with the scent of bullshit clearly superglued to your dim head.
You: "how to rack up trillions in public debt"
Also You: "sending every private business in Australia broke."
Look, every Australian who has an IQ above the navel knows what a fuckwit you are, how deranged you are, and how wrong you are.
But for those who are the dumb fucks, let's spell it out for you:
DEBT: Math ain’t your strong suit, petal. Australian federal debt isn't measured in "trillions."
Gross debt is sitting at $1.05 trillion, but if you knew how to read a balance sheet, you'd look at Net Debt, the real figure after subtracting government financial assets.
NB - Special note for Hughesy: over 85% of the entire national debt tower was built by the Coalition before Labor even walked through the front door. You fuckwit.
Net debt is down at $616.9 billion (just 19.9% of GDP). Labor's structural budget changes have actually dramatically improved our medium-term fiscal outlook, lowering projected gross debt and saving $55.6 billion in interest.
BUSINESS going broke:
"Every private business" is going broke? Tell that to the Australian Bureau of Statistics.
The latest ABS business characteristics registry shows that 437,150 brand-new businesses opened their doors across the country in a single year. Even with normal post-COVID cleanup closures occurring, Australia recorded a net INCREASE of 66,650 new operating businesses.
Real, everyday Aussies are backing themselves and opening up shop in record numbers during the day, while you spend your nights crying on your phone trying to manufacture an artificial depression.
Stop crying crocodile tears, Dave, it's fucking tedious, as are you.
Off you fuck. #NoDegreeDave
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