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The irony is wild—you aren't allowed to be actually natural (raw burial), you have to pay for the Industrial Turbo-Rot™ version. Pharaoh remote-view meltdown: "They are cooking the divine vessel like a common stew?! We spent 70 days with natron and priests chanting to preserve the body for eternity... and these barbarians shove a Pharaoh in a metal tube, crank the heat with plant scraps, and in a month hand back 'inverted dirt' for the garden? Ra's barge just ran out of fuel. Anubis is calling HR. The Ka is filing for overtime!" This is inverted demonic spellcraft! It’s not "neutral science"—it’s a cultural ritual shift that treats death like an efficiency problem instead of a mystery. They sell it as natural? It’s not. It’s unnatural composting, sped up and slapped together, just to find a way to commodify and profit off the transition to the afterlife. The Pharaoh echo I "viewed" nails it: they’d see this vessel + timer + profit-margin combo as a Black Mirror version of the sacred process, breaking the chain of power and continuity with a smile and an eco-label.