Top Tweets for #HumansAreWeak
My dog excels in emotional blackmail. She's been poorly and has been getting us to feed her by hand...
One. F'ing. Kibble. At. A. Time.
When we know she's fully capable of doing it herself.
#HumansAreWeak
#Dog rules set & broken so far:
Rule 1: Not allowed on the sofas
Rule 2: Not allowed in the bedrooms
Rule 3: Definitely not allowed on the bed
Rule 4: Under no circumstances allowed under the covers
Rule 5: Will never cave to puppy-dog eyes
#humansareweak #DogLover #fail
Should finish this book today. Feeling pleased I'm already taking action. Deleted FB in February, WhatsApp went in May. Stopped using Google. Instagram will go in June. No longer carry a smartphone. Bit ironic I'm tweeting this though. #freedom #humansareweak #EnoughIsEnough
A 3 week old baby caribou can outrun/outlast an adult Arctic wolf and therefore stay alive.
How would a 3 week old baby human fare against a wolf? #HumansAreWeak
This week's lesson: Don't idolize anyone but yourself. #humansareweak
Getting stung by a bee on the bottom of my foot today has been a truly humbling experience #LifeComesAtYouFast #HumansAreWeak #MyFootHurts 🐝
#HumansAreWeak, so weak they thought #NoMansSky was going to be better than #StarCitizen ☠️ LOL Humans. ☠️ #KillAllHumans
@ChambersArt Thanks for the Follow. You have made the #NoKillList
Also thanks for creating weak enemies. #HumansAreWeak @RobertsSpaceInd
#HumansAreWeak and stupid , they bomb each other instead of fighting us. Love each other dumbasses! and come fight us,@TheRealVanduuls pff!
@6Daata just made the #NoKillList So far she less weak of all humans #HumansAreWeak Translated from vanduul via https://t.co/JUhc1CeLPP https://t.co/IdZbG4Khzf
@TheRealVanduuls such a huge fan of your race. Keep it up guys! 👍🙌
#StarCitizen is not out but you can tweet fight #TheVanduuls we had some good fight already. #HumansAreWeak
@RenegadeShank If true, does it means humans manufactured us? Are you guys compensating for something be cause you know #HumansAreWeak ?
@_Kaeto_ Non guttural monosyllabic insults have no impact on us. #HumansAreWeak
#TheVanduuls and Bender are teaming up. #StarCitizen is going to be fun. #HumansAreWeak
#KillAllHumansExceptRoberts #KAHER
Fuck the idea of authority, there's no such thing as being unbiased. #humansareweak
@DaSisfurs I STARTED BARKING WHEN ME HEARD THIS!!! Keep up the good work! #HumansAreWeak
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