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Stonington police are warning residents about aggressive minks on the point. But not nearly as aggressive as Destiny at the Minx Club. @minxclubb
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42% of people say they escape to the bathroom for "me time". All I know is that it's a good idea not to go into the bathroom immediately after someone's "me time". #humor #humorintheheadlines
The average person will spend over 70,000 dollars on disappointing on-line purchases. Even more if they have the Wish App. #humorintheheadlines #wishapp #jokes #topical
A new survey says that 90% of people have experienced Deja Vu. When asked a second time 100% said they'd experienced deja vu. #humorintheheadlines #DejaVu
Alex Rodriguez has reportedly been reaching out to Madison LeCroy after being dumped by Jennifer Lopez. But it was a quarter after 1 and he was a little drunk and he needed her now. #Humorintheheadlines #JLO
Fisker is working on an all electric Popemobile. But first they better perfect their scissors! #humorintheheadlines
Verizon has sold Yahoo and AOL. They were able to get a sleeve of fireball and a 12 pack of natti light for it. #humorintheheadlines
Low rise jeans are making a comeback but they are not all they are cracked up to be....#humorintheheadlines #wcty #jimmyandshelly
A man in London broke a guinness world record by eating 50 Cadbury Creme Eggs in 24 minutes. Am I the only one who's thinking that I may already have that record and didn't realize it? #humorintheheadlines
A man was a rrested for tring to break into a prison in South Carolina with four backpacks of contraband. He tried to sell the drugs but was only able to trade them for cigarettes and honey buns. #humorintheheadlines
A European company is selling an Easter Egg infused with gin and tonic and I can imagine my grandmother spending hours looking for it during out annual easter egg hunt. #humorintheheadlines
The average turkey dinner has 4500 calories and 229 grams of fat. I'll have that and a diet coke please. #ThanksgivingJokes #Jokes #Thanksgiving #Diet #HumorInTheHeadlines #WCTY
The Governor of Massachusetts signed a distracted driving bill. Then he almost spilled his coffee and ran a red light. #Humorintheheadlines #WCTY #Jokes #Massachusetts
Stormy Daniels has announced she will no longer take selfie’s with fans and book signings. She’s afraid they will go home and play with their selfie. #humorintheheadlines
Some members of Rosanne's family have condemned her. They say she really lowers the Barr. #Humorintheheadlines
Karthik Nemmani won the 2018 Scripps National Spelling Bee when he correctly spelled his name. #humorintheheadlines #NationalSpellingBee
A man is in the news because he survived a shark attack and a bear attack all in the past 12 months. He just turn down a chance to be a substitute teacher at Montville high school! #HumorInTheHeadlines
Researchers studying monkeys discovered monkeys were drawn to sexy advertising, Which explains why you see a lot of monkeys wearing Victoria Secret. #VictoriasSecret #monkeys #humorintheheadlines
Tulane University is the number one party school in the USA this year. So better luck next year, Stanton Elementary. #humorintheheadlines
@ChrisMurphyCT is walking the state of CT, and as of today he's discovered 9,987 nip bottles! #humorintheheadlines #nips2017
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