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Yaar Yeh Finance Marketing bhi ajeeb cheez hai nahi... Matlab jo banda Yeh kharidne sirf 11000 leke nikala hoga, usko toh matlab 3 laakh ki aur loan bhi nahi chahiye hogi iski servicing aur petrol dalvane ke liye?!
#HumorOfOurLife #Sarcasmintended
That's the reason why I love India and the jugaad of us ~Indians!
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#ICCT20WorldCup #HumorOfOurLife #HooL
The imbalance in groups -
Group 2 Group 1
Aus. Ind
Eng. Pak
WI. Nz
SA. Scot
SL. Afg
Ban Nam
Meanwhile other teams to #BCCI 😜-
Ganpati festival 2021 in #TMKOC is actually a seperate web series in itself.
(*going on for almost eternity*)
#HumorOfOurLife #HooL #jethalal
Looking at an Apple in a fruit shop, I was wondering who are the ones that can afford buying 1 lac rupees Apple phone?
Suddenly, a woman walked in, asked for 10 kgs of Apple. The guy at the counter packed and said - "2400 madam".
Did she answer my question?
#HumorOfOurLife
I went to the bakery.
Asked for a pack of white bread.
But he gave me #BrownBread.
may be because I'm a -
#BrownMunde!
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#HumorOfOurLife #Sarcasmintended #HooL #Sarcasmintended #dailyhumor #ooltapoolta
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"The Mutual Reaction - a short film"
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Being upper middle class is like waist size 38.5.
Just a little bit above 38, but way too less from 40!
#HumorOfOurLife #ooltapoolta #HooL
The only reason I have not read #PauloCoelho till date is because ever-since childhood whenever I threw random tantrums, people used to scold me with- "કોયલાવેળા ના કર"!
#HumorOfOurLife #Sarcasmintended
Unesco should declare #LegalLanguage as separate official language of the world.
#HumorOfOurLife #HooL
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Suddenly today I saw something that shook me from within. I was dumbstruck. The land beneath my toes slipped. What I saw was unprecedented. It was historic. My 🧠 didn't believe what my eyes just saw-
#RepublicTV (#RepublicBharat) was debating on non #SSR topic!
#HumorOfOurLife
Across the weeks of #Lockdown,
पता ही नही चला कब #WorkFromHome करते करते #WorkForHome करने लगे ।
(PS-
झाड़ू पोंछा, बरतन धोता
सो कर उठता, उठकर सोता,
करले इनसे अब समझौता,
महाभारत वरना घरमें ही होता) 🤪
#HumorOfOurLife #IndiaFightsCorona
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