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So apparently today's not Friday...betrayed by the vibe once again. Who else is feeling personally victimized by Wednesday right now? #HumpDayFail๐ฎโ๐จ
When you put on a pastel pink knitted sweater then go to the ladies at work and look in the mirror and realise you can see your black bra through it!!! #humpdayfail
Just edged for 2 hours to get flaked on. #HumpDayFail
Evaluating hi/lo of this past week: hubby had EM surgery; we have a 6 figure โour fair shareโ tax bill; was told my loyalty to my party was โmindless tribalismโ; my garage door springs just broke, trapping my car; spilled my entire last TopoChico! #humpdayfail #isitbedtime
Got to work, pants on back to front ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ Have done this once before in my life (20s) and thank goodness the days of those styles are over #humpdayfail #adulting #bigknickers #30something
Iโm 92% sure I put chicken broth instead of almond milk in my coffee this morning. And no, itโs not randomly tasty. #humpdayfail
One, we are running super late this AM. Two, I closed my skirt in the car door.
Wednesday is not off to a good start. #humpdayfail

Threw my watch on for my walk today. Just wanted to log my steps. Come to find out it never turned on. #humpdayfail
Today started with me covering myself in salmon juice and now Iโve just put my favourite pen in my tea thinking it was the pen pot #NotGoingWell #HumpDayFail
I dont like today anymore. Can it be tomorrow? #humpdayfail
It's not even 4AM and I've already lost AND found my wallet....
Thanks, @bre_man1 for finding it before I even realized it was lost! #HappyWednesday #HumpDayFail #IsitFriday?
Mamma Dough you so good ๐คค๐๐ฅ @mammadough
#carbloading #humpdayfail #mammadough #pizzatime ๎: @vicshreeves

I have a full face on today and forgot to put on mascara! Wth. ๐ #humpdayfail
I'm already over the day & it's only 8:00 #humpdayfail
Merci la canicule, merci les moustiques, merci l'insomnie #humpdayfail
An accurate representation of me getting stuck in the train doors this evening ๐ #publicembarrassment #humpdayfail
Blown around track by 30mph gusts at 6am, 2 cups of coffee ineffective, its test day, and I've forgotten my salad dressing... #humpdayfail
@Wawa hi ๐ I just went to TWO Wawa stores in search of a meatball sub and my dreams were dashed. And now my heart is broken. #HumpDayFail ๐ญ
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