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strained my wrist yday doing wrist strengthening exercises ;-; #icannotwin

first i get called "son" yesterday in Von's stream now i got a lot of y'all calling me uncle #icannotwin
UNC?????????????? I AM 25
To one person I’m a yutard and to another I’m pleasing hakari fans #icannotwin

Dear @amazon I tried to reinstate an old seller account. But after several calls, no go. You cannot communicate WHAT YOU NEED to rectify it. Start a new account, now suspended because of the old account. Looking for a new platform. #Icannotwin
Beautiful day for some whale watching with some @BrickellAcademy friends. #vbalwayslearning
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My wife found the Joe Wicks fart video amusing.
Why is she not amused when I do?
#ICanNotWin
Me to my (driving!) 15year old: “the gate code is 1234 pound.” Her response: “which one is the pound? Do you mean the hashtag?” #hashtag #pound #potatopotato #samesame #imightbeold #GenZ #shehateswhenioverusehashtags #shouldiswitchtopounds #icannotwin
Yep....
I have Barkley on my team and what happens? He gets injured having a bad day against my team who finds another way to lose and now he’s out for a month.
😑😂😭 #ICannotWin
I’ve just discovered my wife’s Legs are way longer than mine... I officially feel like Barney Rubble 😂#Flinstones #icannotwin

Instead of spending the morning arguing about #politics & #religion on twitter, I went out for a lovely walk & a spot of #birdwatching. Whilst out, I bumped into a chap I know who proceeded to start arguing with me about politics & religion #icannotwin #noescape #bbctbq #bbcsp
Sharing my door:
I AM my ancestors' wildest dream.
#BlackHistoryMonth2019 Door decorating contest #Icannotwin 😕 #Isponsoredthecontest

My postman is gonna sue me for damage to his shoulder lifting the sack full of mail for me today and this beauty 🙄 #debt #icannotwin

Didn't have my car for almost three weeks, & I just got it back last night.... to find out that my radio doesn't work now. 🙄 #ICannotWin
It should be a rule that all main roads cannot have construction happening at the same time #icannotwin
Hello everyone, we have a gig on the 30th of June at the Cavern is Gloucester with @driftedMusic! Hope to see you there! (Free entry)
#rotorua #thecavern #gloucester #gigs #free entry #icannotwin #kooks #arcticmonkeys #lespaul
All I want right now is a little peace and quiet..not getting that any time soon. #theyareloud #icannotwin
Run a couple of miles. Eat ___ Oreos (you don't need to know how many). #icannotwin
I took away these kids soccer, football, and basketballs when they walk to class and they're tossing water bottles playing catch #iCannotWin
Air conditioner on: instantly cold
Air conditioner off: instantly too warm #icannotwin #ACwithablanket
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