Top Tweets for #ImNotEvenAMom

Amy-Louise Simkiss @PhDAmySimkiss

over 7 years ago

Mood update: I'm ok. Think I'll survive the day. I am, however, a zombie and apparently can go without blinking for around 30 minutes straight today. #SleepDeprived #TiredEyes #DramaQueen #ImNotEvenAMom

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Katie Welker (Costello) @confidently_kt

almost 8 years ago

Is it weird that I look at photos of the girls I coach going off to their first day of school and it makes me emotional and teary-eyed? #imnotevenamom #justsappy #stopgrowingup #coachingprobs

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Kimi Boe @kimberlyboe_

about 8 years ago

I have a 14 month old and a 4 month old that I'm taking care of, and they're both asleep... #imnotevenamom

kimberlyboe_'s tweet photo. I have a 14 month old and a 4 month old that I'm taking care of, and they're both asleep... #imnotevenamom https://t.co/GuMF587WhZ

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Alicia @leeshycal

over 8 years ago

The baby did this fun thing where he woke up at 330am and caused a whole SCENE. By baby I mean dog. By scene I mean barked his head off. Needless to say my alarm going off in 3 hours is gonna be sweet! #idontdeservethis #imnotevenamom #sendhelpandcoffee

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Chloe Young @raechlo

over 8 years ago

driving the ford while taking the kids to baseball listening to frozen all while drinking a Diet Coke has me feelin 40 again. #momlife #imnotevenamom

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America (she/her/ella) @PositiveGuapa

almost 9 years ago

I'm a big fat loser that falls asleep before 10 on Friday/Saturday nights #ImNotEvenAMom #WutIsThis #WhoAmI #OverParties #NeedSleep

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Awkward Ascent Podcast @ChristyPritchy

almost 9 years ago

I think they make dish soap lavender scented so when ur doing an ass ton of filthy dishes that arent urs, u can keep ur cool #imnotevenamom

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Señora Kennard @Beckyy_ABN

almost 10 years ago

5 restrooms in this entire house and they both have to use the one I'm hiding in 🙄 #WhyArentTheyAtSchool #MomProbs #ImNotEvenAMom

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Eva Dondanville @EDondanville

almost 10 years ago

How am I just discovering odd mom out? It's the best!! #imnotevenamom @OddMomOutRW @jillkargman

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Amber Sade ℛ. @xAmbam

about 10 years ago

All the men in the fam are making brunch and drinks for Mother's Day. I could get used to this! #imnotevenamom 💁🏽

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erin & alexander @TeenyHippies

over 10 years ago

Wearing mom jeans and a blazer to work #momfashion #imnotevenamom

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Lyndsey Justice @LyndseyJustice3

almost 11 years ago

I'm currently at the harmony harvest carrying around all of the prizes my children have won. #ImNotEvenAMom

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Sara McCammon @earth2saraa

almost 11 years ago

Literally just buckled someone in from the backseat bc they wouldn't #momlife #imnotevenamom

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Madison Emery @MadisonEmery

over 11 years ago

When you tryna go to sleep but kye says otherwise. #widezawake #momlife #imnotevenamom

MadisonEmery's tweet photo. When you tryna go to sleep but kye says otherwise. #widezawake #momlife #imnotevenamom http://t.co/UhQtEYENvW

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california prep @cali_preppy

over 11 years ago

finished Gossip Girl today for the 7th time & i feel like i've having postpartum depression #imnotevenamom

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Kim Walter @kkimmeww

over 11 years ago

Ummmm the "Mom" episode of Chopped just made me cry more than I have in the past year. #wut #imnotevenamom

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