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We wrote a Magic Mike joke into the show and I walked past Alex Pettyfer in Soho today. Tell me #manifesting doesn't exist #imnotevendrunk
Man, this is fun. I love all you MMA Twitter dorks, and I love this sport. Couldn’t be happier that I found this community and have felt so welcomed. Sincerely don’t know what I would do without MMA in my life. #mmatwitter #ImNotEvenDrunk
MeeegHan looked terrified in there. I’ve never seen her look so scared. @Amanda_Leoa is fucking scary but she’s so sweet with that baby like WOW 🤯 #imnotevendrunk #fangirl #UFC259
Lady LaRusso has lousy taste in men, but she's hella hot and funny. #ImNotEvenDrunk #ImJustExhausted #PleaseCanSomebodyGetMeACoorsToShutMeUp
My brain has paired drinking with Taco Bell so much that I feel the need I HAVE to go there after drinking even when I’m not hungry. #TacoBell #drunkfood #imnotevendrunk #imnotevenhungry

Hmmm
Will it be...humble pie?
Beeeecauuuse the greeehaytest
pie of all is hu-u-umble piiieeeee 🎵
Learning 2 love some pie gets you the greatest rolls* of all
(I know it’s roles. It was a play on rolls as my love of pie is giving me fat rolls)🥧
#makesnosense
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i see what i needed to saw. goodnight #imnotevendrunk
Just realized while I was making a snack tonight that I am the best snack maker ever; I made a snack to eat while making my snack. #imnotevendrunk #iykyk
Purple Sandpipers - as quintessentially #Filey as UKIPers, a laughable public transport infrastructure and never cleaning up your dogshit. Which is your favourite? #imnotevendrunk #sendhelp

It still shocks me how a stranger can effect your life in such a positive way. Thanks Courtney and thanks all the wonderful people I have met through Courtney. And thanks little clips of I will always love you that make me over emotional #imnotevendrunk

@OhmRoad @RatBoyCurry @Falkorkat @CathyLaQuinta YOU KNOW IT GIRL! I might make a gif of myself! #gifgoals #martinigif #hashtag #issues #imnotevendrunk
Appreciation tweet for @mysticmadeleine cos if she’s not in ur life then u really need to sort that out #oneinamillion #BLESSED #imnotevendrunK #cheese
#LivePD I totally could not "imagine a straight line" & then walk on it. #SoManyThingsToRemember #ImNotEvenDrunk #LivePDFans #LivePDNation
Good start to my first day back at uni... walked into the men's toilets not the women's... #imnotevendrunk 😳
Currently sharing a bed with a complete stranger?? #Imnotevendrunk
Just tried to unlock my apartment from down the hall with my key fob.. #imnotevendrunk
Unexpectedly heard "The Story" during my morning commute. I'm not prepared for this. #theclearnote #imnotevendrunk #keepittogether
Woman sitting across from me on the train is knitting a super fuzzy blanket & I want to pet the blanket and #ImNotEvenDrunk & yeah
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