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#InMyRetirement what is this retirement thing I keep hearing of?
Me at 67.
The reply from my reality:
#Inmyretirement, visit my grave. I’ll be buried with my #goldenticket. #SurpriseSurprise! #unemployed #unemployedESQ #attorneys #lawyers #lawfirms #legalprofession #layoffs #lawschools #lawschool #lawdegrees #lawdegree #lawschoolgrad #lawschoolgrads #ESQs
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Elderly Men Escape Nursing Home To Attend World's Biggest Heavy Metal Festival https://t.co/Fkg6UMAI9a
#InMyRetirement I’ll spend the days in a hammock overlooking the ocean in Belize.
#InMyRetirement I will never retire from writing. If I ever reach the point where I am too old and feeble to speak into a microphone to type my writing up, then there's no reason why I shouldn't just be euthanized.
#InMyRetirement I won't be wearing pants.
#InMyRetirement I may take up smoking when I’m 80 since I’ll probably die from something else before the long term effects of smoking kick in.
There’s only 7 Steps #InMyRetirement
1- 2 Parts @TitosVodka
2- 2 Parts Lemonaide
3- 1 Part limeaide
4- Shake with ice
5- splash seltzer
6- Drink
7- Repeat
Make it 8 Steps, Fogot Pet Dogs
#InMyRetirement I will only work a 40 hour week.
#InMyRetirement I may not be as toned of course and my spf might be 100 but you get the idea ... 😎
#InMyRetirement I'll have more time to practice the Finnish word of kalsarikännit. = Getting drunk in my underwear alone at home with no plans to go out.
So this is a trending tag... #InMyRetirement . I ain't never gonna retire. Ever. I'll design games and write novels till I draw my last breath and ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!
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I wanna live in a nudist community. #InMyRetirement
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“Commit to the Lord whatever you do, and he will establish your plans.
In their hearts humans plan their course, but the Lord establishes their steps.”
Proverbs 16:3, 9
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