Top Tweets for #IncorrectGH



joss: do you wanna play a game?
cam: sure
joss: it's called "trina or esme" i tell you things spencer has said recently and you guess if they were about trina or his girlfriend
cam: this should be easy
joss: quote one, "i love her"
cam: ...i stand corrected
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chase: finn, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
finn: the best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest :)
chase:
chase: [sighing] ok, austin how do I get revenge—
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liz: welcome to the fuck jason club
sam: we gather here every week to discuss why we hate jason morgan
liz: would our newest member like to say anything?
carly: i may have misunderstood the purpose of this club
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Chase: I may not be healthy but at least I can breathe
Finn: [quickly thinking of an excuse to keep him hospitalized] Chase, you have asthma
Chase: god daMN IT
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martin: i'm from the south so i have jesus on my side
[martin's mom is kidnapped by carly and then cyrus won't let him see her]
martin: jesus why did you do that?
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Franco: Hey, pops, want me to do a tarot card reading for you?
Scott: Sure.
Franco, laying down cards: Okay this one says-
Scott: Franco, these are Pokémon cards.
Franco: You got a magikarp. It means "fuck you."
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britt: why are you like this
jason: i used "no tears" shampoo in 2005 and haven't felt a single emotion since
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britt: i want to wake up with you for the rest of our lives
jason: i wake up at 4:45
britt: in the morning?
jason: yes
britt: look, it's just not gonna work out, okay?
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Jason: Why don’t we spend some quality time together? Just the two of us.
Cam: Hang on, I have to ask Franco.
Jason: Wha-
Cam: [pulls out an ouija board] Hey Franco, should I go with Jason?
Franco, from the after life: a-b-s-o-l-u-t-e-l-y n-o-t
Cam: He said no
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britt: try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like
carly, taking a sip: uh, hazelnut?
britt: i don’t know, i found it in the garbage
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michael: why won't the ghosts talk to us?
chase: maybe they're homophobic
michael: we're not gay, chase
chase: wE'RE NOT????
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anna, arriving late: sorry for the delay, I was at a B and E
robert: ...you went to a bed and breakfast without me?
anna: no, a B and E, breaking and entering
valentin: without me???
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Britt: What? Don't pretend like you don't have any skeletons in your closet.
Jason: Do you mean literally or figuratively?
Britt: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify-
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Franco: You're not coming with me?
Liesl: Of course not. I mean, I'm not your mother
Liesl: [handing Franco a lunchbox] I made you a peanut butter sandwich and there's carrot sticks and apple juice in there too
Liesl: Your father and I will pick you up at three
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Jason: I need you to come meet me and I need you to come alone.
Britt: Okay and I need you to be less vague and less weird.
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Jake, trying to open a jar of pickles: This lid is a fucking dickhead.
Jason: Hmm. I wonder where he got that from?
Scott: From the fridge, you fucking dickhead.
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